Hayner

HMU if you need a car

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Just checked my portfolio

[Hayner @lordhayner]

Woke up sick af today and decided to tough it out and not call out of work just to end up getting pulled over on the way in I hate it here

[Hayner @lordhayner]

This week I learned don’t get shit faced when you’re working on you’re truck

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[☔ @Whotfismick]

💀💀

[Hayner @lordhayner]

I’m at the age where I hurt myself sleeping at least once a week and I’m fucking over it

[Hayner @lordhayner]

@cc_in_sc No

[Hayner @lordhayner]

The only thing I miss about covid is when everyone stood six feet apart like please get the fuck out of my space

[𝐈. 𝐌. 🇿🇦🇫🇷 @ItumelengM__]

constantly.

[Hayner @lordhayner]

@astut013 No what happened was I took too many shots and completely slept through it

[Hayner @lordhayner]

Just signed up for a 5k tomorrow out of pure spite because my buddy bet me I couldn’t do it in under 35 minutes

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

I don’t care how you vote or where you lean. There is simply NO CHANCE these two are the best options we have to run our country. 0.0% chance. #debate

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

When I say “the other day” it could be anytime between yesterday and my birth 😂

[Hayner @lordhayner]

Told one of my coworkers I was 26 and he goes “you’re only 26? damn you look old” gonna go jump off a bridge now

[Hayner @lordhayner]

Very few things make me as happy as leaving my friends aggressive voicemails

[Hayner @lordhayner]

@cc_in_sc Smart man that’s why we keep you around bud

[Hayner @lordhayner]

Apparently four years ago today I decided to bleach my hair almost time for another mental break down