carlos (extended version)

not all men, but somehow always a man

[carlos (extended version) @lordhelpme69]

this is the tweet

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

This can’t be the same paycheck my coworker raising 5 kids with😭😭😭

[🍊 @orsnges]

mahal na mahal kita jollibee

[Noah (Sophist) @SophistEevee]

Happy 4th of July!!

[sighsaias @sighsaias]

The Egyptian and Iranian governments: NO GAY PRIDE AT OUR GAMES! ITS DISRESPECTFUL TO OUR CULTURE!

meanwhile, Iranian and Egyptian tourists while here:

[sarina @sariverse]

i unfortunately see it

[dude @tradboiwife]

spent 13 years of my life playing video games just to be mediocre at them at best

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Lily @lilymetaX]

OH MY GOD IT WASN'T A BOT

[salem ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @salemscrucible]

mentioned bpd to my psychologist n she laughed n said i don’t have bpd, so i admitted that ive been masking during our appointments for two years and a short list of coinkidinks n she just kinda stared like this for a while, then picked up her notepad n said let’s get into it

[jess @joudanpoi]

When random people would ask me if I topped or bottomed in 7th grade

[meg @Megladonius]

Having to accept someone you genuinely cared deeply about did not gaf about you is like Ok

[Yansi @YansiMiu]

Gorgeous 🩷 Ugly 🤢
Classy 🫅🏻 Messy 🤡
Fragrant 🌸 Musty 🤮
Gaggy 🥵 Snooze 😴
Mother 😫 Manchild 🌚
Woke 🫀 Misogynist 🐖

[Ace Slurgin @Captkindawesome]

The most coworker waterbottle in existence

[miele @huniegarden]

its gone.

[bahamutts @bahamutts]

Story that can be understand in 3 picture