Jalaj Tamber

Always have a song playing in my head!EM Registrar

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

Hi @wearfigs I've been waiting 10 days for you to help me with a return request from a glitch in your returns portal. Also you have a serious data breach where anyone can enter the next sequential order number and any random email for verification and get that persons address

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

Hi @CwC_UK . How does one feedback about two of your top quality charity workers?

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@AmazonHelp I believe everyone knows you've started ads on prime video. No need for DMs

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

Hey @JeffBezos & @AmazonUK. Why am I seeing ads in the middle of digital content I have outright bought and not part of your streaming subscription?Are you really that desperate for extra money?

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@carrings @jmesillett @NGHEDteam Its I am groot 😂

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@PJWang12 @Doctors_Vote Reading your "motion" makes me want to write one which makes it mandatory for anyone writing a "motion" to actually know the existing process and rules.

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@LadyDoctorSays Bin got better cpr than that chair guy

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@EmergMedCons Not claiming any of these options are good. I went with doubling up cubicles but doubling up in majors for example without increasing staff takes nurse to patient ratio to 1:12 or something ridiculous.Thats what I meant by false sense of security just becoz they're under ED roof.

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@jennyldb Maybe they're air frier fans as well

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@karthik_iyer14 @dbrand Wait 2 days for all the oil

[Nick Mark MD @nickmmark]

"Hey what’s this funny donut 🍩 stuck on the crash cart?"

It's a 🧲 magnet! We keep it there because it can be life-saving if applied over a pacemaker or ICD.

A 🧵about magnets, pacemakers & ICDs. Some useful facts that everyone in an ICU ought to know.
#FOAMcc #FOAMed
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[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@sintydavid

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@CrottyBrenda @SpeakingSatan Erm. Less than full time work means less than full time pay.

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@HeathrowAirport What about the parking fee racket you have going on. 4+ hours spent at the terminal because of your inability to organise or plan and end up paying 25£ parking as a cherry on top

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@SheilaStenhouse @UnchainedScotty

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@jmesillett @iriniyanny You only just found out about your eyes closed sass face?

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@sherryontopp You talk as if its optional. 1 year for murder is a joke.

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@amreeeves Panic roll back, get smacked in the face, R1 spam. You got it down to a T. 😁

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@drfaijaz I can totally do a Katy Perry song

[Jalaj Tamber @lordjaykay]

@drfaijaz i feel like you and Anna should lead the Leicester ultrasounds