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[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

I am Mr. AMERICA

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

Someone just said exsqueeze me, I’m gonna hunt them down and get them

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

I have the world’s biggest heart of the whole entire world!

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

Do they make you get a mustache if you are a police man?

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

New York apartment or Scandinavian prison cell?

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

I wish I could have met blue face baby. Rip

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

Ok so hear me out… skinny white girl DANCING with her hair flipping in the air (slomo 😛) with WIRED earbuds connected to IPHONE 5 and she is wearing small clothes!

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

It will be a strong boy summer

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I just wish the tube was fucking louder it doesn’t make enough noise #makeitlouder

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

I’m your greatest DREAMmare!

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

Im one of those European peasants that get 25% of their calories from alcohol

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

The government has deployed #flydrones and #beedrones to stalk me, spy on me, and destroy me. God save me

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

If one more danish person asks me what I think about Donald trump I’m gonna throw up

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

Does he even know I’m American…

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He spoke to me in a made up language I don’t know what to do

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

I love beer and some weird guy just sat next to me

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God bless America, our troops, and hotdogs

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I am schizo posting and I don’t even think I have schizophrenia

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

They need to add a bottom to remove yourself from someone’s close friends on instagram…

[kinglord @lordkingnoah]

The only saving grace of Copenhagen is that no one vapes and that you can smoke inside of most bars