♚ Lord Likely ♚

Aristocratic adventurer and gentle-man of action. New adventure Quill or be Quilled in progress!

[♚ Lord Likely ♚ @lordlikely]

Investigating a grizzly murder. Poor fellow was bound with tinsel, stabbed repeatedly with a sprig of holly and then had his backside stuffed with onions, like a turkey.

But do you know what really turned my stomach?

Not one mention of Christmas on the police report.

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Further to my earlier post, my new household manager, Mr. Eton Husk, asked me to write a letter accounting for my work in the past week. I told him that as an aristocrat, I need do no more than to sit around and look wealthy. He subsequently fired me.

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Hired a Mr. Eton Husk to help make the Likely Estate run more efficiently. So far, he has fired all my staff and has left me sitting here surrounded by filth, while he fannies around in the garden, swinging an axe about and shouting archaic obscenities at passers-by. Hmm.

[♚ Lord Likely ♚ @lordlikely]

Hired a Mr. Eton Husk to help make the Likely Estate run more efficiently. So far, he has fired all my staff and has left me sitting here surrounded by filth, while he fannies around in the garden, swinging an axe about and shouting archaic obscenities at passers-by. Hmm.

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Thrilled to announce that I woke up this morning to find myself with an MBE - a Magnificently Behemothic Erection.

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I have a new sign to put on the gates to my home.

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Some oik claimed that I did not need to live in a house with so many rooms, stating that they felt that most of them were superfluous. Needless to say, I immediately had to go and have a sit-down in my Contemplating the Copious Number of Rooms in My Manor room.

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Good fellow, fine moustache.

[Andy Fanton @YourPalFanton]

Quite interested in ths film about the fifth Marquess of Anglesey, Henry Paget (aka the Dancing Marquess), a truly fascinating person by all accounts, and an inspiration for @lordlikely 🎩 https://t.co/8KUHJuLxZU

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When I heard that I was expected to pay inheritance tax I felt the room begin to spin.

Then I remembered that I was sitting in the rotating summer house that my late father had constructed on his 50 acres of land. Also, I had gone through a dozen bottles of his vintage wine.

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I have been busy grabbing a firm hold of my panhandle and tossing my batter all over the kitchen.

I am told it also Pancake Day today.

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Part ten of 'Quill or be Quilled' sees my glorious self stooping to ask a publisher of penny dreadfuls to publish my work. So undignified.

https://t.co/ppDyfAGk5g

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REJOICE! Part nine of 'Quill or be Quilled' is here, wherein my journey to publication stumbles somewhat spectacularly. https://t.co/cV61wPPraS

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Thrilled to announce that I have been made Minister of Tutting and Rolling My Eyes at Paupers.

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Part eight of my astonishing adventure, 'Quill or be Quilled' is here, wherein I seek advice from an author. Behold! https://t.co/lJfRfz5ih1

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Part six of 'Quill or be Quilled' is here, wherein I venture to a publishing house and am met with a rather unusual sight... https://t.co/KE1KG5hi3y

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London receives my majesty in the fifth part of my thrilling tale, 'Quill or be Quilled'! https://t.co/HPVwPvGSkM

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I prepare for a trip to London Town in the fourth fantastic part of my latest adventure, 'Quill or be Quilled'! Behold! https://t.co/pRkncEcaLo

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Recall forthwith,
November the Fifth

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The third thrilling installment of my latest adventure is here, in which I have an encounter I shan't soon forget with... THE GUV. https://t.co/hDknzyPb22

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Why are these links so grotesquely ugly? What has that billionaire bollockhead done now? Egad.

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My latest astonishing adventure continues apace! Read the latest chapter HITHER https://t.co/iLkBI98D5I