So1oM0N

God's favourite demigod.
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[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

Staying Solid In Every Circumstance Is The Only Thing That Counts.
The Sea May Change But The Timber Must Hold.
Stand Strong 🫵🏼

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

Gimme! 😭

[420Milly @420Milly]

Would you still drive it?

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

@notcee_fan @Samsonthegoat25 @willinilli024 Nah
Tyla no fit blow anybody
She ain't on that level yet bro
I know you F with her, but she ain't all that if you think deep

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

There's definitely germs there 😭

[Jessica M @Jesii_ca_M]

Which country you want to visit?

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

Shaolin Soccer remains the greatest soccer movie of all time
If you think it's not
Please tell me a better soccer movie

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

Right now Olise is the coolest footballer on planet earth

[Blaize ™ @Furious_red_]

Real talk,what does Olise have over Rodrigo?

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

All these for a woman to be in your life?
Y'all realize women ain't all that right?
Control your lust and you'll never look at women the same way again

[Indiscov @Iamindiscov]

She is not yours alone even if you have paid her bride price she is still not guaranteed to be yours alone. Let her prove to you she is ready to take a bu-ll£t for you, let her prove she can kpai for you, let her prove she can do anything to protect you and the relationship otherwise, don't believe her words. Her words shouldn't count but her actions, my brother.

A woman's word is just noise to the ears, bill her frequently the way she does to you and watch her reaction, owe her for straight 5 months don't pay and don't spend when with her, act like you have gone completely broke, call a car dealer to come pick your car up and keep for you.

Tell her you sold your car to pay off debt then monitor her for some months you will understand what i have been preaching on this platform, if you live in a flat downgrade to selfcon if possible to "face me i face you" compound where they share toilet ☹️ and if she is loyal after one good year of testing her with abject poverty, she stood by you then she is the one. You have found a wife.

If you fail to scrutinize and put her loyalty to test, an unhappy ending awaits you. You will regret the day you met her. Repost for others to learn.

Sermons over!

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

@CaptHomelander @PolymarketSport Your sarcasm is gold

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

All these long talk for body counts?
Janice STFU 😭

[Indiscov @Iamindiscov]

The more beautiful sh'e is, the higher body counts. You think you're the only man that likes good thing? 😂 🤣

Ugly women have the lowest body counts and i will explain. The more ugly she is, the less traffic 🚦 but the more beautiful she is the higher traffic 🚦 she gets. Even Mumbai traffic will be learning from the traffic she deals with on a daily basis. There is no way a beautiful woman will step out and walk from ogbunnabli down to waterlines and over 20 men won't say "Hello" to her or stop by.

The same way an ugly woman won't get much engagements on social media but a beautiful woman will get high engagements on social media is how they are in real life, have you ever checked a beautiful girl's inbox?😭

The Lagos traffic is nothing compared to the traffic beautiful women receive on daily basis. Now imagine the number of thrusts they must have accumulated if she's 33+, imagine the penile mileage, imagine how many litres of cvms she must have swallowed through BEEJAY.

Now let's break it down, let's say you're currently dating a beautiful vvoman and in a day she gets hit on by 20 men daily and in a month it will be a total of 600 men, in a year it will be 7,200 men.

Let's say both of you have been dating for 3years now and if you multiply 7,200 men by 3 years it will sum up to 21,600 men. In reality, do you think she turned down and resisted all those 21,600 men?

Remember, you're not the richest man in your community, even if you're the richest you are not the most powerful man in your community, even if you're your preeq is not the biggest of all among the battalion of innocent men in your community, even if your preeq is big are you the most handsome man in your community? Let's be rational here man!

If she's uncircumcised or losed believe me out of those 21,600 men half of them or one half out of the three portions of that 21,600 men will be given a chance and they will definitely pipe her. Let's calculate!

21,600 men ÷ 3 = 7,200 men,

let's calculate the thrusts those 7,200 men must have contributed to her thrustss log, shall we? Ok!

An average 500 thrustss is required for an innocent healthy man to cvm per round and let's say each man must go like two rounds because of her beauty and if she moaans well he will be tempted to go like 3 rounds but we will be calculating with 2 rounds.

1 man = 1 round
1 round = 500 thrusts
2 rounds = 1,000 thrusts;

Now multiply 1,000 thrusts by 7,200 men that will give us exactly 7,200,000 thrusts, that's massive 7.2Million thrusts my brother. My brother, can you Imagine? thrusts na water! 💦

Now let's calculate the litres of cvm accumulated, shall we? Let's begin.

One round produces two teaspoons of cvm if the man is healthy that's 10 millilitres, two rounds is 20 milliliters, we will be calculating this with probability, surd, latitude and longitude.

One man = 20 milliliters of cvm,
20 milliliters of cvm X 7,200 men = 144,000.
That's 144,000 milliliters of cvm so let's calculate and convert it to litres, shall we? Okay!

Pipemathically 5,000 milliliters = 5 litres,
Now if you convert 144,000 milliliters to litres it will be total of 144 litres of spaaamssss 💔

In Kilogram calculation we will have;

144 Liters (l) = 144 Kilograms (kg)
1 l = 1 kg 1 kg = 1 l

Just imagine, cvm na water 💦!

Imagine the wear and tear, the idiosyncrasies and more my brother, imagine the trauma 🤦

The graphic representation is in the comments section. Do you still believe that your beautiful vvoman is getting piped by only you? 😆

You will cry, you are a fool if you believe you are the only innocent man that likes good things, you are not the only one that saw and liked her, battalions will see her and like her too and she can't resist them all my brother, vet her and you will learn the truth and by the time you do, pipe and swipe let Yul Edochie have her for himself. You deserve a virgin, a very young one, oh my God!

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

Ronaldo 😭

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

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[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

@ReddCinema You know you can just D I E right?

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

I just wasted my time watching this 😭

[Herbalisque @Herbalisque]

👏 Behind every success is a story of hard work.

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

@snarkw_ I need me some NFTs

[SnarkW @snarkw_]

NFTs are inevitable

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

A lot of people don't know we have cannabinoid receptors in our brain
Most Africans don't even know
The older generation don't even know
They all see it as an abomination

[Jcute @JerryGabri42209]

if we weren’t supposed to smoke weed, why do we have cannabinoid receptors in our brains?

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

@kittysoqueen @topsytpff I'm laughing so hard reading your comment

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

@guzu_p Naso my bro
WAGMI

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

We all picking Michael Jackson right?

[𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐞.𝐱𝐱🫧🦉 @Callme_deerexx]

You can only bring one back to life:

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

@bigharris1212 Big Sean has a song called BLESSED
That n1gga is BLESSED

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

Please don't disrespect Big Sean 😭

[Sound_Dealer @bigharris1212]

Big Sean vs. Meek Mill. Two hit-makers who ran the 2010s.

Sean: Clever punchlines, slick flows, massive radio plaques.
Meek: Raw energy, legendary mixtapes, anthems that defined the culture.

Who is the greater artist? Who had the bigger impact?

[So1oM0N @lordluceemon]

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[NEXST | The World's AI-Driven Entertainment @NEXST_AI]

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• $NXT Staking Launch with up to 200% APY to lock up circulating supply
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