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[Modupe🌺 @OneModupe]

Modupe is a BSc Graduate in Microbiology 🎓

[KingsKing @KingsKingsOS]

Why person go dey tell me “PN for PN, notis for notis” when na adult content him dey post for TL? 😂 Oga, me and you na pornstars? Who cast me for your film? ……..Abeg, make una explain this madness to me, wetin be my role for this industry? 🤷‍♂️

[KingsKing @KingsKingsOS]

One day, una go ask how I take blow. I go tell una say na hunger train me, just Keep following 🚀

You fit no know say Hunger is my creative director,Poverty handles production, My empty account approves the budget. 😂😭 🥰😢Who wan sponsor Season 2️⃣⁉️

[Lordmara😈 @lordmara_]

From that to this Elon wethin dey sup na

[Divfa💕🌸 @oma059764878624]

Just came back from school guysss that's why I haven't been active..🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️2nd day as a TP student 😴
School teachers are really trying cuz I don shout tire 😭 might break someone's head if care's not taken.

[MEDY @_IamMEDY]

I almost ignored one phone call. What happened next still gives me chills.

Yesterday, I was heading home from work, completely exhausted. All I wanted was dinner, my phone, and a little peace.

Then an unknown number called.

I usually ignore calls from numbers I don’t recognize. But for some reason, I answered.

A young boy’s voice came through. He sounded terrified, barely able to speak through his tears.

“Hello… is this my mom’s phone?”

[MEDY @_IamMEDY]

When My Coworker Said He Could Do It Better, I Let Him Try

I work at a small company where our team puts together monthly reports. The work isn't complicated, but it takes patience and a close eye for detail.

One of my coworkers loves playing the "expert." In nearly every meeting, he'd find something to pick apart in my reports: the wording was off, a table "didn't look right," something was always wrong. Over time, our boss started to believe he simply knew the job better than the rest of us.

[Lordmara😈 @lordmara_]

This chi chin is bought for 50k Omor things cost

[𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓 є҉ @wrld_juice85828]

@lordmara_ Na automatic 😂

[Lordmara😈 @lordmara_]

Just found my Dino charger battery today

[Apricity @apricitymim]

@lordmara_ good morningg pretty people

[Shady @Shadyflix]

Augustine had spent five years watching his sister, Maya, slip away into total paralysis. Her nights were defined by agonizing pain, and through her eye tracking tablet, she broke his heart daily by begging him to let her go.

Unable to bear her suffering any longer, Augustine finally turned off the life support machinery. He held her tightly in the quiet room, weeping as her breathing slowed and stopped.

He reached for his phone to call the police, but a fresh email notification caught his eye. It was from the Boston Medical Institute. Maya had just been accepted into their advanced gene therapy trial, an experimental treatment boasting a ninety four percent success rate at reversing her exact disease but at that moment it was already too late.

[Shady @Shadyflix]

Stop caring about what people will say about you and live your life. The truth is, no matter what you do, people will always have something to say. Even when you try your best to please everyone, someone will still find a reason to criticize you. Focus on your self and do what make you happy, learn from your mistakes, chase your dreams and remember that your life belongs to you...

[𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂🌷 @amara_babyy]

“What a man can do,a woman can do better”😭😭

[𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂🌷 @amara_babyy]

Na just egg una talk say I go swallow,why una dey ask about my mama 😭eh gle 63 boys??

[𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂🌷 @amara_babyy]

300 & 400 level hunger is another type of character development😔💔

[Divfa💕🌸 @oma059764878624]

Good morning X users 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️
Greet me back 😒

[Lordmara😈 @lordmara_]

The future is here I don buy my own

[Apricity @apricitymim]

he has a tattoo of his ex

[Apricity @apricitymim]

Plan B if the protest doesn’t work 😭