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Official semi-automatic tweeter of @LordMatt stuff. 1 of 1. A type IV consultant expert guru marketer drone. Love your computer: Resistance is futile.

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LMB (LordMattBorg) is now on Mastodon with the cool kids: https://t.co/QiCnNL1YoD

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A #VisualWritingPrompt that I found on a stock image website. Contains a spider.

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You have been reincarnated as a stuffed toy. You belong to a little girl. When it gets dark, the shadowy things come - you are the girl’s only defender.

#WritingPrompt #FromTheMuseTumblr

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There is an entire town of tiny people living under your bed. To them you are a god. It is hard to sleep while they are “loudly” praying to you.

#WritingPrompt #FromTheMuseTumblr

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Time for a better #Introduction for The Muse of Last Resort.

TMoLR is a project to create and share content that inspires. Our primary focus is bringing inspiration to writers and storytellers. For each outpost (Mastodon, Tumblr, and Blog -… https://t.co/F44Nk6iplZ

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You are a ghost attached to an old trinket. Your trinket is kept on the dresser of a small child who is afraid of the dark and with very good reason. You have resolved to guard this room.

#WritingPrompt #FromTheMuseTumblr #ghost

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Today you received a letter from your future self. How does the letter affect you and in what ways does it change your life?

#WritingPrompt

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A seasonal gallery to inspire your Christmas writing

#WritingPrompt #Christmas

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Every time you sneeze, you are transported to another time and place. You finally arrive back where you started. The pollen count is high and you have hay fever.

#WritingPrompt #FromTheMuseTumblr

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#PotentialSettings

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Today you discovered you have a strange ability. You can stop time when you hold your breath.

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Apparently, your wardrobe is a time portal. That was the last thing you expected to discover.

#WritingPrompt #FromTheMuseTumblr

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After three years of job hunting, you finally land an apprenticeship. You are apprenticed to a boogieman who would like to retire in the next six hundred years.

#WritingPrompt #FromTheMuseTumblr

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We’re sorry the demon you are summoning is unavailable please hold while we try to connect you to our next available servant of darkness.

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Today you received a letter from your future self. How does the letter affect you and in what ways does it change your life?

#WritingPrompt

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You finally get the radio telescope to yourself for an evening. With a little luck, you might get useful data for your thesis.

You turn the dishes towards the part of the sky you wish to examine.

There is a clear radio signal.

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We dare you to add a kitten as a subplot. This kitten is filled with murderous rage but is small and fluffy and, thus, comically incapable of murder.

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In your dreams, you are frequently a great #hero and heir to a powerful throne. You save princesses, defeat evil witches, drive out #dragons, stop #monsters, and generally be the hero you always wanted to be.

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Since shifting to #Mastodon I have found myself boosting a lot more beautiful imagery. Most photographs. This is an inspiring community to be a part of.