Lord Omar First of his name, Bachelor of science

I'm the worlds oldest child. I’m the visionary, in the vintage Chevy

[Lord Omar First of his name, Bachelor of science @lordmuhtadi]

@rob_pearson86 Come on then, what's the meaning of life? Also, always remember to pack a towel

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

“And then Trump won for a second time, but all the while the UK had learned that Gary Barlow’s son was massive, which then became a national priority.”

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

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[Lord Omar First of his name, Bachelor of science @lordmuhtadi]

@Xbox Platinumspring

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

im kinda trapped in my own submarine mentally per say

[nat fanuel @NatDanter]

Good job everyone got a pic of the sunset. That could have been a close one

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

IT’S TIME!!! 🎄☃️ #MariahSZN

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Yesterday Prince Charles owned zero swans and today he owns all the swans in England. Really makes you think.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[naz @azzfatton]

My body is not a temple it’s a toby carvery

[Lord Omar First of his name, Bachelor of science @lordmuhtadi]

Incorrect

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Jizz (noun):

A term used by birdwatchers to describe the overall impression or appearance of a bird

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Big Cup Theory was the most important thing I learned in college. A roommate of mine my 5th year told me about it. Drinks, especially water, taste better out of BIG cups. Big Cups should be plastic and from either a sporting event or a movie but brought home for use as a Big Cup

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge https://t.co/ZkTFKJbIJE

[Lord Omar First of his name, Bachelor of science @lordmuhtadi]

Leaving for Belfast tomorrow to go see @ProfBrianCox with my mum on Sunday, only to find out it was rescheduled to next year back in July and I've not checked my emails 😅

[𝐏𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬 @PierceParisXXX]

My Pronouns are Dude and Bro

[Lord Omar First of his name, Bachelor of science @lordmuhtadi]

@madydean Deep

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Another juggler gives up on his dreams.

[Lord Omar First of his name, Bachelor of science @lordmuhtadi]

@NickRoxborough Nonce