That One Kid

No Limit.

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Call me the whitest person you know, but I'm not washing my fucking chicken.

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@hulu you a bitch.

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I have no remorse for those taking a picture of the snow while driving then later taking a picture of them in the ditch. Natural selection

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@Snarl50 give it a week

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Literature over spectacle. Love over hate. Honesty over corruption.

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Fear*

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War wins elections.

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To be a better man today than I was yesterday is all I can ask for in life.

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Was momentarily worried that my dog was foaming at the mouth. After further investigation the fat ass was just excited for food.

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I think the reason people develope back problems with age is because they no longer have a school desk to crack their back.

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So unfortunate today's youth will never know the legend of Billy Mays.

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Open invite to anyone who wants a free meal and to catch a movie. Looking for pleasant conversation to go with an adventure.

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Growing up is realizing Columbus was a dirt bag, Edison was a greedy asshole, and nothing has really changed over the years.

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The fake have been prospering, to the real keep it mobbin.

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I hope today's youth appreciates "A Christmas Story" being played all day as much as I do.

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Be an adult and put a condom on.

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"Use straps, that's a back exercise not a hand exercise. If you want a hand exercise stay single."

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Best advice I've ever gotten was at the gym.

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Makes sense.

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The man they claim to be a suspect in the truck attack in Germany is such bullshit. Like you're telling me he left his ID in the truck? Lol