Shariq Ahmed

Tryin Gosling

[Shariq Ahmed @lordofthekringe]

https://t.co/7Laec37cQk

A collection of bass-heavy old/recent/english/punjabi hip-hop tracks that I frequent✌🏿

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

-State funded club
-Controls UEFA
-Regularly breaches FFP regulations
-Can postpone their league matches
-Their starters play less mins than Chiesa and get Ballon D'Or shouts
-Low IQ fans destroy their city and harasses other fanbases

Yep, these lot "saved football"

[h. 🏆 @hxy4t]

First day of Ramadan I’ve been tested by Allah and Arsenal, subhanallah

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

3 of them are rapists
1 is an activist

Guess which one is in Jail?

[Shariq Ahmed @lordofthekringe]

@zuu_gal goated Bhad Bhabie reference

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@poojaasanwal Which book is this?

[Shariq Ahmed @lordofthekringe]

Me when a Product Manager starts speaking

[TK @TeaKupps]

The next 2 days after Messi won the World Cup

[Shariq Ahmed @lordofthekringe]

LESSGGOOOO

[Shariq Ahmed @lordofthekringe]

@akaushik759 Kavi Sammelan

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@akaushik759

[Nayantara Menon Bagla @BaglaNayantara]

FOR THE LIFE OF ME
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THE ELECTION OF THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK MATTERS TO PEOPLE HERE.

DID YOU KNOW THAT BLR HAS NOT HAD A MAYOR FOR 5 YEARS?
MA KASAM THIS COLONIAL HANGOVER AND INTENSE FASCINATION WITH THE AMERICANS WILL BE THE DEATH OF US.

[Shariq Ahmed @lordofthekringe]

@akaushik759 khel khatam hai

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@akaushik759 @JyotbirLamba He is showing his love to BMC

[Shariq Ahmed @lordofthekringe]

BBMP ko mera dil se fuck you

[Shariq Ahmed @lordofthekringe]

@akaushik759 @JyotbirLamba why not?

[Shariq Ahmed @lordofthekringe]

@sidkohli43 Infamous municipal corporation

[Shariq Ahmed @lordofthekringe]

This side is so boring and system stricken I think scoring a bicycle goal could only come in a player's fever dreams.

[Shariq Ahmed @lordofthekringe]

@jabruttan_ I don't know

[Shariq Ahmed @lordofthekringe]

@pranavmanie @BangaloreRoomi @fmrbangalore Noo don't come to BLR, you're so sane aha.

[SS @Sxkariya]

Martinelli tomorrow