Lord of the Marsh

emerged from the mud 11/8/22

Citizen of The Cosmos.
Thinker of prohibited thoughts.
Speculator, gambler.
Submission grappler.
Japan-o-phile.

[Lord of the Marsh @lordofthemarsh]

@itsrosesm blonde hair and blue eyes

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@Jvnior @elonmusk he's envious of your massive e-p33n

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@LandLover56 grilled pineapple, some blue cheese/butter compote, some toasted bread with uncultured cheese and grated chives. but really there isn't much room left for anything is there? Give me a larger plate.

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@mariatriess this is true! nobody needs to think about race, ever. done subject. topic over.

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@Sagewytch Can I have your stuff?

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@smile_kun422 A, you are doing the cleaning service a favor by making the blanket easy to lift into a laundry bag. B they will still have to unmake the bed and wash it anyway.

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ねえ、音楽の話をしようよ！俺はジャム・バンドが好きなんだ。今のお気に入りはこれ：

Goose
String Cheese Incident
Grateful Dead

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そう、俺は昔からの「デッド・ヘッド（Grateful Deadの熱狂的ファン）」さ！マリファナを吸いながら音楽を聴いたり、お酒を飲んだり、ビデオゲームをしたりしてる。そんな俺を白い目で見ないでくれよな！人生、順調にいってるんだから。

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@_josephine0_ catastrophic loss of traction at high speed. wait how many words was that?

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@ApexSeeker_ nah it's easy brah. learn a few swearwords and key phrases.

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@shaguncrypto bitcoin is first on the chopping block of liquidity in preparation for the largest IPO in human history, I'm afraid. But keep holding, maybe it'll come back.

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@otokyo do I have access to irrigation? If so, I would make a little hill garden.

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@AVGirl4Life I smack her in the face with a soft, wet noodle

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@brxfastsolstice The hidden civilization inside the Hollow Earth.

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@smile_kun422 That looks pretty good, I would grind.

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@Babywwir Ive heard cellulitis smells like death

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@tomojinji This lies somewhere on the edge of insanity and genius, and it is impossible to tell which.

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@otokyo The 'She asked for scissoring'

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@eatinerni you ought to be ashamed of yourself. ASHAMED!

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@Kinza1278 I will list 3 off the top:
Smoking cigarettes.
Visible Tattoos or non-ear piercings.
Drinking excessively.

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I got called in to work overtime on night shift, AGAIN! 🥱😫

My friends, I am currently scheduled for day shifts, and it is bad for my health to keep switching back and forth. I need extra coffee to survive this!
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