The Gav Man

It’s all dis milk in my bonez, #lordoftheswag

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

michelle yeoh thanking all the mother's... finally a message I can get behind #milfsrule #Oscars95

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

@yakotrick me fighting off the oatmilk demons with my sword and cock and dairy cow milk 😎

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

fame ain't all it's cracked up to be: had to wrestle off about 15 bitches just to get to my marmite stash at the gaff 😡 #backoffthemite #tastethetoast #lordofswag

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

Hiydi-hi, hiyde-ho, this is the way the milk flows. Gav man back on top and flexing his milk-muscles. ladies love me and their fellas fear me. #lordoftheflow #clappingdairycheeks

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

been forced to move room. cant say im not upset. lotta memories in that old love shack. excited for new beginnings nonetheless. when life hands you lemons, make milk 😎 #lordofswag #dairypimp #dontcheckthebasement

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

Announcement! Ladies of Dundee! Gav man is BACK. Thats right, hold onto your women fellas, the lord of swag is back on the prowl, and one things for sure: there will be milk 🙏🥳👅 #borntopimp #lordofpuntang

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

don’t step to me in these streets 😡 I’m home for milk and glory, putting bitches in spliffs and setting fire to tears. It ain’t everyday your step son turns 12 💪💪#stepdaddyup #bcok

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

Glad I missed my flat poker night. Last time I played I won custody of these two useless pricks. But I’m not the step dad, I’m the dad who stepped up. #singleparent #stepdaddy #rainmangotmilk #lordoftheswag

[Allena @amathesondear]

dough balls are great #lordoftheswag #lordofthesad #lordofthefathahahhessofat

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

Isolation is a good time to reflect, relax and appreciate the little things. Luckily enough my willy isn’t one of them! Yep ladies, I’m packing more heat than donkey kong #megadong #theressomethinginthemilk #youcanthandlethegav

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

can’t believe dumbledore got owned by malfoy smh. If it was me I would have slapped the suit wearing prick so hard he would disappear like his shitty cabinet. #nomilknomagic #malfoysabitch #lordoftheswag

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

Well, lockdown has stopped me coming back to funky town😥 Sad day for gav but a joyous one for his #linlithgow bitches. Oh yeah, The Dairy Pimp is here to stay 😎 #darthgav #linlithghoes #milkman

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

gavs house gavs rules.🛑if you don’t like the Gollum fleshlights lying around then don’t come in!! 🤬#myprecious #stickyfloors #lordoftheswag #rawandwriggling #mordormilk #meatsbackonthemenu

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

Do an ol razzle dazzle and get her a Gav special: chlamydia #pumpanddump #cumandgo #ejaculateandevacuate #lordoftheswag #HappyValentineDay 🤑👨🏾‍🍳

[finn @finjji]

@lordoftheswag what should I get my girlfriend for valentine's? #askgav

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

don’t get down during lockdown. It’s tough for us, fellas! Stay strong 💪 One day at a time and the itch will stop #chlamydia

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

Brazilian or full natural? You decide! #gavsgoolies #lordofswag #backoffbeforeimilk

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

as it’s coming up for my birthday I want to let you all know I don’t want anything big! just some new slippers and a pint glass of warm milk. it’s the simple things 🥂 #cum

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

Would never happen. I don’t have girlfriends just bitches. #pimp #linlithghetto #lordoftheswag

[Allena @amathesondear]

@lordoftheswag Hi Gav big fan! I have a #askgav If your girlfriend & your mum switched bodies, and the only way to switch them back was to fuck one. Would you rather do your mum in ur gf body or your gf in ur mums body? #urgent

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

I can play three characters at once on mario kart, using both my hands and ... you do the maths! What’s your party trick?👋🏼👇🏼👋🏼 #askgav #milkalloverthescreen #lordofswag #cockcontroller

[The Gav Man @lordoftheswag]

Cedric Diggory is a pu$$y. If I had been there Voldemort would be 6ft under using my little toe, my sheriff badge & a strong mugga milk. #lordoftheswag #cedricdiggorygetfucked #kachow 👅🦶🏿