self proclaimed pretty boy

my dream journal

[mommy @chodalicious]

@lordprettyjakey and i are true locals at sugarhouse coffee

[mommy @chodalicious]

serving cunt and slaying pussy

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

Love being in the passenger seat to look in the mirror more

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

Currently obsessed with VSCO. Follow me @ jacobblicci.

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

Quite FRANKly Mr. Ocean yes I am lost

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

What’s the mental illness when you think you’re being constantly perceived by others everyday at all times

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

Idk what it is abt me but random bitches love to pick on me. Like i be drivin they be askin what I’m lookin at i be talkin in public and they be askin if I’m talkin abt them

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

Male accessory fo summer: asscrack (only if you hot)

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

@whore4wings12 Europe

[mommy @chodalicious]

you have to be dominant with feral creatures

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

That post depressive episode glow be hittin diff this time of year

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

Aren’t these those cunnilingus clouds?

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

@in_shmoe A timeless statement

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

Only nerds take notes

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

@whore4wings12 Car freshener: McD’s edition

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

Not even kickoff and my uncle asked why there’s so many black girls singing and my cousin called The Rock “the guy from Fortnite” #help

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

Don’t get me twisted I don’t fw antimaskers but they on to something with “muzzle”. Bc I be just sayin donde esta mi muzzle and shit

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

If you say “I did a thing”. Just stop right there. I know everything I need to know

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

Mark your calendars March 1, 2023. I will be auctioning my curls. Starting bid $4,000 and a bag of hot Cheetos.

[self proclaimed pretty boy @lordprettyjakey]

I always thought I was cooler than everyone in HS but you shoulda seen me when Amy Goodman hit the stage