ද Johnson

Tattoo artist at Savage Art Ink.
Pineapple on pizza is blasphemy.
Nicholas Cage is a genre.

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

Stargazing at @CeylonWild #SriLanka #yala #Safari #junglevibes

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

June 1st both clients cancelled 🥲. Not a great start for the month.

#june

[Nibraz Ramzan @nibraz88cricket]

Muttiah Muralitharan drops hard truth on IPL 2026

“IPL is now purely business. They prepare flat pitches because low scores are boring for sponsors. Even I would struggle to bowl against aggressive kids like Suryavanshi. Bowlers are treated like slaves.

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

Love this I need to do this.

[Kavi Senu @KaviSenu]

I just took a PickMe three-wheeler to near Havelock City Mall. As soon as he accepted the hire, he called and asked whether it was card or cash. I said card. Then he asked me to switch it to cash. I said no, I only had card.

On the way, he kept complaining, saying things like, “Card payments are troublesome, the money gets delayed,” and so on. I told him I was using a card provided by my office. I actually had cash with me if he had asked politely, I would’ve agreed and paid in cash. But he was acting in a pushy way.

Then when we reached the drop-off point, he suddenly seemed in a big hurry and said, “Get down quickly, I can’t stop here.” I told him to end the trip. He said, “Okay, okay, get down, I’ll do it,” but as soon as I got down, he left without ending the trip. I tried to end it from my side, but I couldn’t. I could see on the app that he was still driving around.

So I switched the payment option to cash. After about 10 minutes, he started calling me. I didn’t answer. I could see he had come back to where I got down and was looking for me while calling. I still didn’t answer any of the calls.

After about 15 minutes, I finally answered. He said, “You’re quite something said card and then switched to cash.” I told him, “You’re the one who didn’t end the trip.” He claimed he had ended it and that maybe it was an app issue. I said maybe the same issue caused it to switch to cash on my side too.

Then he asked for the amount that showed up when he finally ended the trip. I told him I’d pay the amount shown on my side otherwise there’s nothing I can do. In the end, after wasting time going around, missing a few hires, and searching for me, he accepted a lower amount and left.

At least now, he probably won’t try pulling that kind of stunt like not ending someone’s trip again.

Copied and well done bro 👌😂😂

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

Dang.

[eranga tennakoon @erangatennakoon]

Change this, if you can. @anuradisanayake #lka

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

Being a tattoo artist I don't know what kind of path to have taken but this is difficult.

Sigh.

#thursday

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

This dude is a legend

[NewsWire 🇱🇰 @NewsWireLK]

MP Ramanathan Archchuna has publicly shared his Parliament salary slip for March 2026, stating that the public should be aware of the earnings received by Members of Parliament.

According to the document shared by the MP, the gross monthly salary and allowances amounted to Rs. 415,169.93. After deductions totalling Rs. 19,308.71, the net salary credited to his account was Rs. 395,861.22.

The salary breakdown includes a monthly allowance of Rs. 54,285, telephone allowance of Rs. 50,000, transport allowance of Rs. 15,000, office allowance of Rs. 100,000, fuel allowance of Rs. 179,707.93, and sitting allowance of Rs. 15,000, among other payments.

Deductions listed include income tax, house rent, electricity, water, and other charges.

Sharing the document, MP Archchuna said that all Members of Parliament receive similar salaries, but the public may not be aware of the details.

He also urged the public to think carefully before criticising politicians, noting that transparency regarding earnings is important. (Newswire)

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

LFG

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘CAPE FEAR’, exec produced by Martin Scorsese and Steven Spielberg.

The series follows 2 attorneys who are in danger after a serial killer they put in prison escapes & seeks vengeance.

Releasing June 5 on Apple TV.

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

The world has spiraled into chaos. And all we can do is to pray for a better tomorrow.

#tuesdaymotivaton #new

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

Wtf izzy

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

OH MY GOD WHAT A FINISH FROM ALEXA GRASSO!!!

SHE PUT MAYCEE BARBER OUT COLD 🥶 #UFCSeattle

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

Ahhhh the great fall.

[NewsWire 🇱🇰 @NewsWireLK]

US President Trump says the United States does not need the Strait of Hormuz, claiming the country has sufficient oil and will not be affected by any disruption.

“We don’t need Hormuz at all… We have so much oil. Our country is not affected by this,” Trump said.

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

This is crazy.
#monday

[NewsWire 🇱🇰 @NewsWireLK]

How much will it cost to fill your weekly fuel quota fully now?

Motor Cars (25L)

🚗 Petrol 92 – Rs. 9,950
🚗 Petrol 95 – Rs. 11,375
🚗 Auto Diesel – Rs. 9,550
🚗 Super Diesel – Rs. 11,075

Three-Wheelers (20L)

🛺 Petrol 92 – Rs. 7,960
🛺 Petrol 95 – Rs. 9,100
🛺 Auto Diesel – Rs. 7,640
🛺 Super Diesel – Rs. 8,860

Motorcycles (8L)

🏍️ Petrol 92 – Rs. 3,184
🏍️ Petrol 95 – Rs. 3,640

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

Dear seylan bank your app is fucking garbage. I hope you understand that.

I wish I knew the obstacles I was going to go through accessing this account. Its a nightmare.

Sincerely a very disappointed customer.

#seylanbank #lka #colombo

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

Dang we live to survive not to live. Everything is expensive.

[NewsWire 🇱🇰 @NewsWireLK]

Sri Lanka has been ranked among the least happy nations in the World Happiness Report 2026.

According to the report, Sri Lanka is placed 134th with a score of 4.0, well behind its Asian neighbours India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh.

Sri Lanka, ranked alongside Ethiopia, has slipped to 134 from the 133rd position reported in 2025.

Finland tops the rankings as the happiest country, followed by Iceland, Denmark, Costa Rica, and Sweden. Norway, Netherlands, Israel, Luxembourg, Switzerland, New Zealand, Mexico, Ireland, Belgium, and Australia round off the top 15 happiest nations.

The report, compiled by the Wellbeing Research Centre at the University of Oxford, forms part of the annual global happiness survey.

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[News Curry @NewsCurrySL]

Gordon Ramsay In Tears After Seeing What SL MasterChef Contestants Subjected To.
#lka #NewsCurry

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

Let's go kimi #f1 #kimi

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

Both mclaren out wtf!!! #F1中止 #F1

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

MasterChef Sri Lanka has some great contestants with real cooking talent and good personalities. They’re literally carrying the entire show.
The production is terrible, and the judges acting rude like they’re Gordon Ramsay isn’t working.
Do better.
#SriLanka #MasterChefSL #wtf

[ද Johnson @lordryanjohnson]

Things are getting more tense outside. I'll probably end up needing therapy.

#Wednesdaywit