Lord Showerhead

Property developer. Landowner. Aristocrat. Favourite quote 'I don't have a say in the matter - it's The Trustees' Wish I was Columbo off the telly.

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I've decided to rename #Chesterton to get it out the news and confuse people. Ideas please. I like Poorcester.

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WTF! How did they manage to connect the dots! #Cirencester @PrivateEyeNews #tory #stinks #oldboys #itswhoyouknow

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

We can't risk the economy with Labour. Share this today so friends know what their plans mean: http://t.co/DktRszjIl4

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@LadyShowerhead I told you to keep your canapé hole shut!!! Stupid woman.

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@DandyLeCuff @LadyShowerhead keep that tossed off my property.

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“@DandyLeCuff: @ReallyLinda darling can't you find me a cameo on #60minutemakeover ? Love you. @carolsmillie1 never calls anymore..” Tosser!

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@LadyShowerhead my wife is so classy. 'Az-If, find out where they got their vile coloured lights from'

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@LadyShowerhead 'Everyone just calls me Lady B' @BBCcountryfile Huh! Is that what she really thinks #cirencester #delusional

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Anyone want a cheap house? #SodItSpentTooMuchMoneyOnKembleFarm and #SellingChestertonDevelopmentToCitencesterPeopleIsCostIMeAFortune

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Anyone want to buy some old houses #cirencester ? Running a bit short of cash after buying Kemble Farm...

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“@Cowsonline: Heifers enjoying the shade @RoyalAgUni” Reminds me of someone close by @LadyShowerhead

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@LadyShowerhead @qqtx @mikesouthby It's nothing to do with me - It's The Trustees...

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I've got it! Why didn't I think of this before. Sell farmland that I inherited to build houses on #genius #imgood #Cirencester #greenfields

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Not in a good mood. To be woken by @LadyShowerhead 'singing' from her bedroom 'Money, money money, must be funny in a poor persons world'..

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“@LadyShowerhead: Dear Mr @CrispinMount I couldn't possibly comment. Ask @LordShowerhead ...”Don't bring me into it. It's The Trustees...

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Bloody hell. Got a bit carried away buying farms and stuff. Need to think of a way to recharge the coffers....

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Bloody hell. It's the old bag @LadyShowerhead 's Birthday today - totally forgot. Need a plan before I end up in Sooty Showerhead's kennel.

[CrossFit Cirencester @CrossFitCiren]

@LadyShowerhead @LordShowerhead you are both welcome to join us for a session. You would have never had so much fun in a gym

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Hello Twitter! #myfirstTweet