Lord Spoon

CEO feeder by day... International Spoon of Mystery by Night. self-confessed fart smeller #spoonerism #Ilovespooning

[Ed the Sock @EdtheSock]

If the world could be saved by vague empowerment slogans, we'd be living in a utopia. #dodonttalk

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

@JonL_BaH @ms_spork Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies.

[Carl 🤩 Branding Graphic Design @HuberCarl]

Difference between a bike race and a quartet of hypnotists: Tour de France vs Four de Trance. #spoonerism

[realMartinTagg @martintagg]

Boris Becker, great tennis player, useless spoonerism.

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

MT “@martintagg: Boris Becker, great tennis player, useless spoonerism.”

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

@empowellauthor you're very welcome mi Lady all good subjects deserve recognition

[E.M. Powell @empowellauthor]

Have trouble understanding the offside rule? Here's a handy guide (And yes, Team Spoon are offside) #WorldCup

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

Dad was chuffed to bits with his card today #spoonlove #HappyFathersDay

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

@ms_spork I get ya mi auld treacle! #famished

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

@ms_spork this term 'nosh' is it a colloquialism?

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

@JonL_BaH mixing with the wrong crowds then

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

At wembley @JonL_BaH try it one day...

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

Bacardi Salmon @SandraA_BaH #EnoughSaid

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

@TracyWoods69 @LynneP_BaH look into the belt not around the belt... #sleepyeyes

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

Still taking HS seriously whilst swimming @LynneP_BaH but think the life belt was too big #needtobeefup

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

@Lubna_BaH @JonL_BaH temporary home taking time off travelling whilst the boss is letting his hair down in sunnier climates #learntbehaviour

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

@JonL_BaH @Lubna_BaH nice view

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

@Lubna_BaH @JonL_BaH doing a bit whilst out here... #itsnuts

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

@Lubna_BaH @JonL_BaH

[Lord Spoon @lordsspoon]

Love a bit of belly dancing me, 2nd only t a bit of spooning