Lord Taco

Good at identifying babies.

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Happy Friday the 13th!

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I don't have to look at me in this line at Fazoli's even lift AS WE ALL KNOW

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I don't use "tweets" and that's why I am on TBS.

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put some ben marvin mayonnaise on it retweet a private account.

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*stares into the abyss* bro do you about OH FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU GUYS

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My Tweets are Bad And There Is Always The National Anthem was the real national anthem for america day

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No Hank Jr, the free encyclopedia that anyone in real life.

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You said I'd wake up dead drunk alone in a park i called you a very merry christmas and a wonderful new year.

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If you run a hybrid vehicle out of the back of the hotel gutted by the blast

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Hacked by a house shortly to make sure you even lift

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Washing my phone I saw on the side of the road but it was just gettin ready to fight lord taco

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WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE MACDONALD FOR FISH MACBITES

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What ever find the page with all the tweets in my draft folder.

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I wish I was eating a pillow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.

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Hey guys give you five dollars just to make you stop tweeting about your stupid $5 Amazon credit.

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THIS IS MY WORKS OF ELECTRONIC LITERATURE.

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dogs don't know me from memorable tweets such as the Indians called it, maize

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There is a fully qualified domain of the day: Changing the TV is trying to tell me to do something.

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Here's the Kim Kardashian tweets before you a very merry christmas and a horrible night to be funny again.

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Life hack: be real still and pretend I am eligible for free mcdonalds gift cards.