john popper’s harmonica bandolier

unpolished, unwashed, and gross (31, they/he)

[john popper’s harmonica bandolier @LoreHurl]

it’s a shame that FREAK 4 NACHO CHEESE doesn’t fit as knuckle tats

[john popper’s harmonica bandolier @LoreHurl]

a tequila you can’t sweat out

[vivienne eastside @pigeonboyalex]

tall rock shelf are you maybe here to tell me to go fuck myself

[wigourney seaver @catspatz6]

Why tf is everything at the gym so heavy :(

[john popper’s harmonica bandolier @LoreHurl]

the people you least expect will be STAUNCHLY anti-stealing

[john popper’s harmonica bandolier @LoreHurl]

ah yes, blink 182; a “nine inch nails adjacent band”

[john popper’s harmonica bandolier @LoreHurl]

brekkie sammie on a blueberry bagel is a divine gift

[gem #VOTEHARROW @gemahtreeuhh]

the grass crest shield deadass invited to my wedding

[𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 🎃🔪 @MichaelxMyersx]

Quitting my job to become a hollow in New Londo Ruins

[john popper’s harmonica bandolier @LoreHurl]

i feel like we narrowly missed rob thomas speaking patois

[john popper’s harmonica bandolier @LoreHurl]

instead of cameras, hgtv should start shooting these white families with guns

[wigourney seaver @catspatz6]

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I should make it known that I will take suggestions for char chows/chorty chugs

[john popper’s harmonica bandolier @LoreHurl]

getting called anti-black for not liking paramore

[john popper’s harmonica bandolier @LoreHurl]

@pookaspurs @pigeonboyalex NEED HIM

[john popper’s harmonica bandolier @LoreHurl]

doing the thing where dudes try to eat at the same pace as their gfs but it’s me working at the same pace as my coworkers

[jess jordan on kendall’s phone @buttcasino]

BIG DRINK

[john popper’s harmonica bandolier @LoreHurl]

falling down as an adult results in irreparable damage to your body

[john popper’s harmonica bandolier @LoreHurl]

stuck between a rock and a hard place (two parties that WONT stop conversing during a band’s set)

[john popper’s harmonica bandolier @LoreHurl]

whoever has been hyping up beatboxes, y’all are NASTY

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school