wigourney seaver

the bird criminal

[wigourney seaver @catspatz6]

I’m gonna start a thread of tweets that remind me of @lorehurl so stay tuned for updates I guess

[wigourney seaver @catspatz6]

Just had to politely wrassle the same very large june bug out of my house twice in a row because apparently “my cats are going to try to kill you” isn’t a good enough reason for it to stay outside.

[wigourney seaver @catspatz6]

@pettabeam This is so cool. Monstie is also so cool

[wigourney seaver @catspatz6]

@thewickedavatar no not at all :)
(it was decaf it’s okay)

[wigourney seaver @catspatz6]

I’m drinking bedtime coffee

[vivienne eastside @pigeonboyalex]

tall rock shelf are you maybe here to tell me to go fuck myself

[wigourney seaver @catspatz6]

Why tf is everything at the gym so heavy :(

[wigourney seaver @catspatz6]

I am the tummy acher

[wigourney seaver @catspatz6]

@pookaspurs hellooo

[wigourney seaver @catspatz6]

Don’t talk to me about high school musical

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

Imagine feeding a brontosaurus from a huge bag of crisps, it withdraws its head from the bag and really slowly arcs and extends its 20ft long neck up into the sky, you hear a gentle crunch from so far above you for a minute or so and then its head slowly starts descending again

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[Paul @paulwilsonimage]

went out to shoot the moonrise but bumped into some models instead- normal in new zealand

[wigourney seaver @catspatz6]

Lots of pressure being the personality hire and the competency hire

[wigourney seaver @catspatz6]

Tomorrow I’m gonna drink a spotted cow at the river

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

Normal people eating 150-200 grams of protein daily will go down as as big of a disaster as the lead pipes that took down the Roman Empire.

[wigourney seaver @catspatz6]

Eatin my bagel

[john popper’s harmonica bandolier @LoreHurl]

instead of cameras, hgtv should start shooting these white families with guns