lori brooks

retired Restaurant & Bar owner

[lori brooks @loreleibrooks]

#DescribeASportBadly
Boxing is a feminine sport.
Men wearing silk shorts, competing for a belt and a purse

[lori brooks @loreleibrooks]

@jimmyfallon When we done in a Mexican Restaurant my Husband asks for " Cheeps & Salz Za"...I tell him to stop, because it's embarrassing....and be says "That's the way they say it"
No matter how many times I explain "BECAUSE THEY HAVE AN ACCENT!"

[lori brooks @loreleibrooks]

@erinkhighland If you just lay there... you're BAD at it!

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@FailSign 73

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DM@downbutnotout [in horrible at twitter moving to fb messenger]

[lori brooks @loreleibrooks]

DM@downbutnotout I'm horrible at twitter. Never know if it's right. Move to fb messenger

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Who let the dogs out?.....

[lori brooks @loreleibrooks]

Always try to look your best!

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@TurtleEatsLion . don't be blue little monkey, think pink!

[lori brooks @loreleibrooks]

@girlposts love your kitty!

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Happy Cat-ur-day!

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Happy 4th of July!

[lori brooks @loreleibrooks]

I don't believe everybody was Kung Foo fighting. Someone was probably hiding under a chair!

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I'm talking to a guy that is so stupid it's making me squint!

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Weekday kind of cottage does cheese come from?

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I just made a chicken omlett. I'm disturbed by the fact, eggs come out of chickens & I'm putting chicken back in them......

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Dressing up like cops is not going to get me to open the door. Well played Jehovah's Witness!

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Dingo ate my bagel!

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How do we know "turkey jerky" is really turkey & has it really been jerked?