Miss Lorelei Rivers

Seattle Courtesan, Clandestine Companion, Dominatrix, Sensual Adventurer, Doctor Whovian, Purple Enthusiast. she/her. BS:

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

Ladies in purple have so much more fun (and so do their companions).

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

@cuffedcaged57 I know your favorite part too!!

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

Today's Amy Pond: The Time of Angels. I also care about the niceties, like the fingernail color (although the wedding ring isn't strictly appropriate, I'm not taking mine off).

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

@ingodwetryst Hey Mel - please drop me a note, I'm having trouble getting in touch!

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

Merry Christmas from Chateau Rivers! Today is all about pajamas, multiple breakfasts, mulled cider, and relaxation. Mr Rivers made an amazing first breakfast, and now we're settling down with some Doctor Who holiday specials. It's hard to imagine a better day.

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

@mistressmatisse @Pinkhighlighter @gunsnrosesgirl3 In my dream house of the future...

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

@mistressmatisse @gunsnrosesgirl3

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

I'm happy to say she is happily and stably housed! Thanks to everyone who helped out.

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

If anyone has a lead on housing in the Seattle area for a queer woman and two big dogs, give me a shout. She's leaving a bad situation and really needs a safe place to land. 💜

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

@sydvicwtf Thank you!

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

If anyone has a lead on housing in the Seattle area for a queer woman and two big dogs, give me a shout. She's leaving a bad situation and really needs a safe place to land. 💜

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

She has a place until June 1st and is having trouble finding somewhere after that.

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

Happiest of birthdays to my lovely sister Rose! Travel, theater, dining, and convention companion, and generally wonderful lady and friend. She has been such a blessing in my life, especially as we have reconnected as adults in the past few years. May we share many more!

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

Rose, Sheepy, and I made it out to see Waitress tonight! I've listened to the music once before but we're mostly going in cold.

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

I'm at @emeraldcitycon this weekend with Rose and a couple other friends (plus her buddy, Jeff the land shark). I pulled the Tardis cosplay back out!

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

I often brag about my boy toy, who is well worth lauding for his service. Today I'm singing the praises of my LA mischiefmate, my girl. I finally got my shit together to offer some directives for my arrival, to which her response was #alreadypackedthem. I'm so fortunate.

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

@Maggie_McNeill @gallifreyone As always!

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

Between the micro and macro, I've been pretty quiet around here lately. But I've gotten myself together to go to @gallifreyone #gally1 this week in LA with Rose and Sheepy! Stay tuned for cosplay and other Doctor Who mischief.

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

@sydvicwtf @gallifreyone We're always good time girls!

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

@aliensexrobot @gallifreyone He's a very fashionable little guy!

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

Hamilton tonight! It's been ages since we saw it, and what with one thing and another, we're looking forward to immersing ourselves in some fiction for a few hours.

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

@annie_vesper Thank you!

[Miss Lorelei Rivers @loreleirivers]

Now that the dust has settled from the holiday season, here are a few scenes from mine! I was charcuterie queen (3 boards!), celebrated with friends and family, looked smashing for New Year's in a new Dark Garden ensemble (thanks, boy toy), and rang in 2025 with my beloved Mr.