Michelle

“Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.” USD❤️

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

10-year-old: Who's going to be the new queen?

Me: They have a king now.

10: Well, that's a bad idea.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

J Cole’s “Jada and Will love” lyric gets more complex every day

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

When your female co-worker says: “As women we just have good intuition when it comes to reading people.” And everyone is waiting for you to back her up while you’re mentally reviewing all the exes you thought were good people at first….

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

I need a new show to watch but also I’m just gonna rewatch Gilmore Girls like six more times

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

“Do you like… cheese?” @madgwill13

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

This wonderful woman at 5 below told me I look like Addison Montgomery from Grey’s Anatomy and that is the highest compliment I have ever received

[shelbo @shelbytheclown]

my life is like a hallmark movie (there is no plot, i am a dumb bitch, nobody cares what happens to me)

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

I don’t even care- if you don’t miss the people you used to work with then whatever that job was, was absolute trash

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Financial status: I have strong opinions about which local dollar store is the fancy one.

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

*Me not remembering it’s red ribbon week at school*: “Why are all these kids wearing red?”

Dave with zero hesitation: “They’re bloods.”

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

Almost had all my yarn organized and found another garbage bag full 😑. Everyone is getting a blanket for Christmas. Every. Single. Fucking. Person. And I’ll still have yarn left over…

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

After being at work for three hours it’s safe to say that I am much more appreciated anywhere but my building…

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

At the front desk for the last time getting garbage bags and the night manager honestly rolled his eyes and huffed when he saw me 😂 Sir, I will miss our late night passive aggressive interactions

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

#RealLife

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

Finally done with this business trip- horrible last shift, chaos all night, even fell and ate shit, but I made it. I’m done. And when I went to leave, I was legit kinda sad... #worthit

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

“Where do you go- with your broken heart in tow?” I go to watch Gilmore girls for the 80000 time, thanks for asking.

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

“It is what it is.” Is the most satisfying statement I’ve heard all week #adviceoftheday #sosatisfying

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

Signed up for my first HSO volunteer event… I’m momming 😂😅😳

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

Having anxiety about leaving for a business trip in the group chat:

Me: Someone convince me leaving for a month is good idea.

H: It’ll be good self care time! Try to enjoy your time down there.

K: We love you and we’ll miss you but we’ll FaceTime!

T: Don’t be a pussy.

[Michelle @loreleismom8116]

@katy_clifford12 : “Wait that’s cicadas? I thought that was my ears ringing!”
😂😂💀