lorena🐌

[Modihh @yogitss__]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the craziest thing about being an adult is that you could go through the most traumatic night of your life and you'll just have to go to work the next day

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i can't even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me when i pay in cash and my bank account stays the same so it was basically free

[🌺 @lovelacedxo]

always dick pics and never money smh..

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me: “I should have about $200 left”

Bank balance: $2.13

Me:

[priya @realmfpriya]

if a mf start out sex with backshots he absolutely hates you ngl

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Doing anything but my actual job when i hear the manager is going to be out for the day

[ivi @ivibuni]

is it ok if i hit my cart while we are having sex

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

I hate when people say you don't need weed to have fun. You don't need shoes to run but it fucking helps bitch. Let me rock.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

When I realize that a healthy relationship isn’t just about finding a normal guy… I also have to be normal.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Parents be like "boys are easier" and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

post office employees when you ask them to do anything

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

I hate it when relatives say, "You don't even call US."

Do you ever call me too???

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Men who don’t abuse women aren’t special.
Men who don’t cheat aren’t special.
Men who treat women as equals aren’t special.
Men who cook at home and help take care of the baby aren’t special.
That’s what a normal man should be.

[jezz @JezziiB]

I hate the narrative that women are more emotional than men.

Actually no.

Men make up 90% of prison populations…because they can’t control their anger, lust, or addictions.