Loren Davis

critical care registered nurse @j_davy30

[Loren Davis @LorenAnnDavis]

I can’t get over this absolute rock🥺

[Loren Davis @LorenAnnDavis]

I’ve become so much less funny ever since switching from adult critical care to neonatal critical care but my mental health is better at least. Can’t win em all

[Loren Davis @LorenAnnDavis]

There’s just something about a zesto hot dog that hits when you’re pregnant

[Loren Davis @LorenAnnDavis]

@ChaseFrom808 Welcome

[Loren Davis @LorenAnnDavis]

I really can’t get over the fact that I have a whole baby and she’s just the most perfect angel

Little Isla my love

[Momma @pjweiss16]

i am begging everyone to expect much less out of me

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza…10 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it. Yesterday i celebrated my 36th birthday. i feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I’ve grown into a completely new man…one that i’m proud of. check this out… 🧵

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Hey sorry if I acted weird the other day my entire wellbeing is dependent on the tone of ur voice when u speak to me

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

you will never guess who's in the pic they're replying to

[Loren Davis @LorenAnnDavis]

@pjweiss16 @jmurffff @sydneyc424 Lolz

[Loren Davis @LorenAnnDavis]

Only thing on my mind is that 5 nights at Freddy’s song

[Loren Davis @LorenAnnDavis]

@pjweiss16 I try to make Justin tell them his legs are broken so we don’t seem rich and lazy

[Loren Davis @LorenAnnDavis]

Nothing like dry scooping pre workout to be up all night with your nocturnal newborn

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Diet Coke is the greatest invention in history because it's a perfect product with no trade offs. Tastes incredible. Doesn't cause cavities. Healthy for you. Contains a small dose of stimulants.

[Loren Davis @LorenAnnDavis]

@pjweiss16 When did this happen in everything everywhere all at once

[Loren Davis @LorenAnnDavis]

@spunkicheeks We just didn’t touch it and hoped for the best lol

[Loren Davis @LorenAnnDavis]

I told the vet tech on the phone 5 times that my cat’s name is sunshine and I could tell that she was not hearing me correctly. I finally explained that its sunshine like the sun outside and you can call him sunny for short. I get to the vet today and they call out for “funstein”

[Loren Davis @LorenAnnDavis]

@Its_Belville It sure is 🤣🤣🤣

[Loren Davis @LorenAnnDavis]

I just want to know why my patient’s family member thought it would be okay to drink a bottle of tequila in the hospital and then give my confused patient a blow torch