Loren Hale

perpetual asshole. taco enthusiast.

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

Lily Hale, I fucking love you.

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

Wishing the littlest Calloway @daisyonsmeadows a very happy, chocolate-filled birthday!

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

While most people are still stuffing their faces with turkey, we’re flying to Thebula to celebrate the birthday of our favorite spaceling! Happy Birthday Luna! 👽

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

@_rosecobalt Catch me chugging waters just to get through lunch with you, Cruella.

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

@willowallflowr Who are you calling old? 🤨

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

And not a single DC traitor in sight. 😌

[Superheroes & Scones @SuperheroScone]

Our team at @SuperheroScone really puts the Super in Superhero! 🦸‍♂️ 🦸🏻‍♀️
Happy Halloween! 🎃

[Perla @haleswhore]

Halloween can take the back seat! IT'S LOREN HALE DAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOREN HALE!

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

You’re *my* favorite person 💕

[Lily Hale @lilyhalesx23]

Happy birthday to my favorite person in every universe! I love you 3000 Loren Hale. 🥰 @lorenhellions

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

It might be Halloween but this is Xander’s outfit most days

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

If anything, I’m second to you Love.

[Connor Cobalt @_ConnorCobalts]

He’ll never boast sincerely so I’ll do it for him. @lorenhellions is the best. He’s flawed, sarcastic and an asshole at times. He’s also strong-willed, magnanimous and beyond loyal. He’s my best friend and I would move the world for him. He deserves it. Happy Birthday, Darling.

[Niharika | ⋆𐙚 ̊. 🐠🌕 🔗🐰☀️ .𐙚⋆ @pagesnfiction]

➥ ♔ 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐞

"𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘐 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴. 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩."

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

@lilyhalesx23 One of those pumpkins is rotten, I’ll throw it in the trash. 🗑️

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

@lilyhalesx23 How are you more excited for my birthday than I am?

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

@_rosecobalt

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

@_garrisonwither Bait me all you want. He’s the better man.

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

It’s my big brother’s birthday. Go remind him how crazy and reckless he is and how much we all love him in spite of it.

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

@lilyhalesx23 Just wait until we make one for you tomorrow 😉

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

Don’t worry love, the only math you need to know is: You + Me = Forever

[Lily Hale @lilyhalesx23]

Actual gif of me trying to help Moffy with 4th grade math homework. #LilyHaleVsMath

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

Just a little love note from @lilyhalesx23

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

Cruella, it’s your special day! Connor said I had to be nice to you and you know how that pains us both, so…. Happy Birthday! You’re now as old as a fine bottle of Macallan! Cheers to 36! 🥃

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

@lilyhalesx23 Just this once, love 💕

[Loren Hale @lorenhellions]

Took my love to Lucky’s for her birthday lunch; she asked what kind of husband would I be if I didn’t indulge her sweet tooth?🍦As if there isn’t anything in this world I wouldn’t do for you, @lilyhalesx23