Loren

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Learned some valuable tips here

[Oklahoma Football @OU_Football]

The Closer to KC‼️

The @Chiefs select @thomss_r

#OUDNA x #NFLDraft

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 FLORIDA MAN SAYS DOLPHINS KIDNAPPED HIM AND FORCED HIM TO BUILD AN UNDERWATER CITY

Reportedly, deputies in Lee County found a man lying on the beach before sunrise Monday, soaked, dehydrated, and drawing architectural blueprints in the sand.

When they asked what happened, his story got bizarre fast.

He claims a pod of dolphins dragged him underwater while he was swimming and took him to a location about 40 feet below the surface.

There, he says, they forced him to help build entire underwater structures including cities, towns, and condo-like buildings.

According to the man, the dolphins communicated using clicks and had a leader named “Gerald.”

He also claims Gerald somehow created an air pocket that allowed him to breathe underwater while he worked.

The man says he spent three days helping construct the structures before the dolphins finally released him and sent him back to shore.

But not before telling him something chilling.

They would return for “phase two.”

Doctors treated him for dehydration but reportedly found no head trauma or signs of mental confusion.

Even stranger, medical tests showed seawater and marine particles deep in his lungs, something that normally causes severe damage after prolonged time underwater.

Yet his lungs were functioning normally.

The man reportedly holds a master’s degree in aerospace engineering and has experience with deep-sea technology, which he believes is exactly why the dolphins chose him.

Some people think the story is completely fake and impossible.

Others say the medical evidence is the part they can’t explain.

What’s more likely here… this guy made the whole thing up, or something strange is actually happening in the ocean?

[Loren @lorenlouis]

Announcer in BYU Kstate game casually dropping the hard r on national tv

[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

BOBBY WITT JR. IS UNREAL!!! #WORLDBASEBALLCLASSIC

[fatty patty @theonlydyl_]

The Bills lose in the playoffs

The Eagles lose in the playoffs

The Broncos lose in the Playoffs

The Chargers lose in the playoffs.

This has been the perfect hate watch playoffs. Now all we need is Stafford to win his second ring and send the Pats home empty handed.

[𝐤⸆⸉ 🍯 @perfectlyfinn89]

Chiefs fans: “I just hope both teams lose”

and we ended the night seeing Allen cry and also finding out Nix is done for the season 😭

[GameStop @gamestop]

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 at midnight tonight! W00t!

[Christopher Oven @Chris_Oven]

If I had a quarter for every 17-point lead OU’s blown in CFP games… 😢

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

College Football is hilarious right now

[Sooner Focus @SoonerFocus]

I used to shit talk Landry Jones so much back in the day

I would cut off my leg to have Landry Jones over Mateer

[RJ Young @RJ_Young]

Oklahoma can have

—a national championship offense

—OR—

—a national championship defense

It is not allowed to have both

Lord.

[Loren @lorenlouis]

@Rainwontmiss Chuck

[Noah Kessler @NoahKesslerH]

Scottie Scheffler when USA desperately needs him

[Loren @lorenlouis]

@Chiefs @EAMaddenNFL Xbox zaddy

[Le5-6 @deepyy_]

Arch Manning if Peyton and Eli weren’t his uncles

[AgKnocks @AgKnocks]

Arch Manning when he isn’t playing Lousiana-Monroe

[Ka̷rmea @HoodiKarmea]

TCU Starting QB btw