Loren O'Brien

That girl who’s name you always forget

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

Omg I love sports

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

@James_Baker Ummmmm thaaaaaaaaanks 😎

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

Have never been prouder to be Irish in my life #Repealthe8h

[Jane Casey @JaneCaseyAuthor]

All the #hometovote celebrating feels like a response to all the silent, secret journeys that went the other way. Whatever the outcome of the referendum, the silence is broken.

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

No sir, if I smile at your dog it is not an invitation to hit on me. Dogs are my friend. You are not.

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

Thinking about all those people out there trying to change the world while I’m over here trying to find the best filter for my selfie

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

Everyone I know is at the @Braves opening day while I sit here with strep throat. Hope it rains on you all.

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

Me and babies do the same things when we’re sad. Have a cry, take a nap, suck on some titties and then feel fine.

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

@notmurphy I felt in the presence of a god

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

Y’all out here bragging about meeting Beyoncé but I just met the man who supplies all the sweet potatoes to Trader Joe’s.

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

Thought we would be cheeky and tell the waitress it was my bday to get a free dessert. After we ate all of it, she brought the check and asked for my ID to prove to her manager to write it off. So now it looks like I’m stuck in the bathroom til Nov 5.

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

There is literally nothing more satisfying than being on the receiving end of an accidental stalking like on instagram.

[Nic Lamont 🦇 @Nic_Lamont]

Lovely folk chatting about @AnEgomaniac from 13mins with shout-outs to @LaurenceRHarvey @AdamRhys_Davies @patrickfysh Dan Palmer & @lorenobrienLO 😁 https://t.co/YSX0ADd85C

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

Me at @Target:
*Sees some weird trinket
I don’t know what that is, but if I don’t buy it I’m going to die.
*Buys 10 of them

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

I think having 🙄 as my most used emoji is probably a bad thing

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

Anyone else imagine catching strangers sniggering at them for being chubby, and then turning to them and saying ‘I’m pregnant actually ...’ even though you’re not?

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

Everyone out here making kale pesto for 2018 but I’m over here trying to figure out if anyone saw me drop the chicken wings I just ate.

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

Y’all mofos dont understand savage Xmas: my mom straight up just ripped up a $20 bill and threw it at me and my sister because ‘we been naughty today’

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

Just met the man of my dreams. His name is Logan, he loves naps, role playing and his favorite food is Mac and cheese. Only downside is he is 7.

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

‘It’s the most wonderful time of the year’ unless you come from a broken home and then it’s the most admin time of the year.

[Loren O'Brien @lorenobrienLO]

my roommate just invited over her friends @ 10am and they are blaring christian country music and talking about screaming about how you don't get high the first time you smoke weed. happy sunday.