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i told the barber “just fuck me up fam” but i didn’t think he’d ACTUALLY fuck me up oh my god

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

❮ 𝖨 𝖺𝗆 𝖺 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙣. 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝙣𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚! 𝖨'𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝘸𝘪𝘵 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙧! 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗍 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖺 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖨'𝗆 𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙤𝙪𝙨! ❯
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[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

@_lunaceleste__ THIS SHIT WAS THREE YEARS AGO???

[Luna 🌙 100/100 @_lunaceleste__]

Manifesting this level of insanity for the direct

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

@CinderedClaws 【🐛】 yeah. go sit in the cuck chair

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

@CinderedClaws 【🐛】 no. i'm going to cuck you now

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

[He's trying so hard not to cry.]

I'm fine

[CORIAN @HuntersHearth]

Oh!! Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!!

[ Letting go!! Nothing's broken at least - she helps him to his feet. ]

Oh, man, are you okay...????

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

hHGFHSEDJKGHHHHGHHK—

[Crumpling like a paper napkin almost immediately.]

[CORIAN @HuntersHearth]

[ Shaking it! Mara has, unfortunately, forgotten not to crush it. ]

Hi!!! It's nice to meet you :)

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

[Trying extremely hard to act normal and not insecure over his haircut.]

...Thank you. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[Holding out his hand. Smile :).]

[CORIAN @HuntersHearth]

Okay!!! [ Totally won't do this ] I'm Mara!!! I like your hair, it's funky!

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

Actually, my name is Lorenz Hellman Gloucester. You ought to remember it.

[CORIAN @HuntersHearth]

I could never be mad at you!! [ checking smudged handwriting ] Lorenz Hell Man Junior

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

are you mad at me

[CORIAN @HuntersHearth]

You lost a follower for this

[CORIAN @HuntersHearth]

You lost a follower for this

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

【🐛】 like fucking immediately. what the fuck

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

【🐛】i lost a follower for this

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

I got lost in "Cracker Barrel".

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

I got lost in "Cracker Barrel".

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

@moonIit_deer [SOUNDING INTENSELY DISTRAUGHT]

But... you promised a ride with Lorenz Jr. and I. How could you turn down the most important White Girl Wednesday of all?

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

😶

[- claude. @moonlitdeer]

[swishing his cup of orange juice around] it’s really awesome i swear

[- claude. @moonlitdeer]

@lorenzhellman [looking a little green] lorrie i don’t think i can celebrate white girl wednesday with you

[dimitri @lions_mantle]

[conversing with a wall] my friend... i think they are unaware that mentioning "toothpaste" is an "anachronism".

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

(Did they change the wallpaper again?)

[lorenz @lorenzhellman]

(It smells like toothpaste in here.)