Lore of Hydaelyn [ShB Spoilers]

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Hydaelyn Fact #139: Patch 5.4 will see the addition of a bass instrument to the Performance function for Bards, capable of producing brown notes so low it'll make you literally shit yourself.

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Hydaelyn Fact #138: Delicious. Finally, some good fucking food.

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Hydaelyn Fact #137: Zenos isn't hiding a large ass under his robe, but rather, is hiding a large sound system that plays a bass boosted version of the Scatman song on repeat.

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Hydaelyn Fact #136: Somebody is going to die in 5.2, but before I tell you who it is let me tell you about RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. do you like VIDO gane? Then you'll LOVE RAID SHADOW LEGENDS this game makes final fantasies 14 look like super mario brothers for the nes with it's MIN

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😺✏ — (HELP! I AM STUCK IN 1.0 AND I CAN'T GET OUT! OH THERE ARE SO MANY DEAD PEOPLE HERE! EXCEPT FOR THE RETAINERS! TH… https://t.co/BgY3zHGOZU

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😺✏ — (Anon asked: Are you ready for 5.1?) Hahahah wow is it hot in here or what? https://t.co/hfiEmDguoc

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Hydaelyn Fact #135: Yoshi P collects all of his jewelry as trophies from people he has personally sent to the shadow realm.

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Hydaelyn Fact # 134: Due to unforeseen circumstances, Dun Scaith will be deleted in patch 5.2, and will be replaced with a raid based off of the Playstation 1 super-hit: Bubsy 3D

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Hydaelyn Fact # 133: Gerolt Blackthorn can fix everything except for TFW no gf.

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Hydaelyn Fact # 132: Due to personal reasons, Hraesvelgr will now be going by Trent Brody Caihyl Monster Zero Ultra Energy Drink .

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Hydaelyn Fact # 131: Yugiri keeps her hair silky smooth by conditioning it first, then shampooing, and rinsing it with bottles of Grey Goose vodka.

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Hydaelyn Fact # 130: The Sunspun Cumulus is made from Innocent's farts.

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Hydaelyn Fact # 129: If nobody tells this himbo goof that his name means "Tuna" in French, I will.

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Hydaelyn Fact # 128: Urianger became an Astrologian solely to mess with people by shouting "FIFTY TWO PICKETH UP" in hostile situations before throwing his cards up in the air and running away.

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Hydaelyn Fact # 127: 𝓶𝓸𝓲𝓼𝓽

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Hydaelyn Fact # 126: Jandelaine de Dzemael moonlights as a Sleep Paralysis Demon.

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Hydaelyn Fact # 125: Another neat clipping trick! Just follow this handy image-text guide!

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@HiemsWhiterock I'm glad to hear that! :)

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Hydaelyn Fact # 124: Koji Fox was almost kicked out of The Primals because he wanted to rename the band "The Michael-Christopher Koji Fox Experience."

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Hydaelyn Fact # 123: Soken currently holds the Guinness World Record title for watching "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" 6223 times. When asked about it, Soken replied "What the hell is that, a new raid tier? How did you get my address? Get out of my house!!!"