BREAKING NEWS: Latvians have broken into their alcohol factory and drunk all the Riga Balsam to invade the Estonian island of Ruhnu and take revenge on Estonians for buying Kārums. Now, drunk Latvians are reportedly on their way to Ruhnu, according to the Estonian Border Guard.
BREAKING NEWS: Estonia is deploying armed forces to the island of Ruhnu amid fears of drunken, angry Latvians invading the island in revenge for Estonians buying their beloved dairy brand Kārums.
🇱🇻 Latvia stands with 🇯🇵 Japan in its concern over recent developments concerning Etorofu Island and intensified Russian military activity in the region.
Actions that heighten tensions undermine regional security and stability. International law and the peaceful resolution of disputes must be respected.
Developments in Euroatlantic, the Middle East and the Indo-Pacific theatres remind us that our security is increasingly interconnected.