Lauren Borghard

Just a girl with a lot of below average tweets.

[Lauren Borghard @Lorghard]

Gain precious wisdom from every painful life experience, endure sudden life storms calmly and steadily. Trials make you kinder and wiser, hardships strengthen your spirit instead of breaking it fully apart.🥟Strawberry pie Berry taste

[Lauren Borghard @Lorghard]

😹I love my job: new achievements and experiences every day!Clara hesitates for a moment, then smiles, “I found something in my garden last week—something that belonged to Mrs. Henderson, the previous owner. It’s a box of letters, letters she wrote to her fiancé, who died in

[Lauren Borghard @Lorghard]

@MySundayTicket your being a complete joke

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Remember when they were trying to figure out why there was a giant drop in crime like 30 years ago and they tried to say it was due to better policing…

And then the Freakonomics dudes figured out it’s because an entire generation wasn’t forced to give birth to unwanted kids.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Watching this #HalfTimeShow is literally the most fun I’ve had in 2.5 years

[Lauren Borghard @Lorghard]

I have an issue to pick with @Apple emoji’s. Why are the cat heads (😸) placed near the face emojis but the monkeys are by the animals (🙉) !?!? I Makes 0 sense and I can never find the poor monkeys.

[Lauren Borghard @Lorghard]

If we go into lockdown again can we promise as a society to not make birthday videos a thing again?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jordan Klepper vs. anti-vax protesters in NYC

[Lauren Borghard @Lorghard]

@PGATOUR @PGATSS DO YOU HAVE EMPLOYEES !?!?

[Lauren Borghard @Lorghard]

@PGATSS I have been trying to get a hold of you since JANUARY! Every time I call I am sent to VM. When I leave a VM no one calls back. I have tried email too and no response. HELP! I need to make an exchange from CHRISTMAS!!!!

[Lauren Borghard @Lorghard]

Just checking in again @PGATSS

[Lauren Borghard @Lorghard]

@stewdude59 It’s happening in New York now...

[Lauren Borghard @Lorghard]

@barstoolsports Does she not own a bowl????

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

sorry I didn't respond to your email, was kinda stressed about the civil war

[Lauren Borghard @Lorghard]

There is just so much irony in all of this

[Scott Woolf @ScottWoolf]

Send Ted Cruz out there to talk some reason into them.

[Lauren Borghard @Lorghard]

What was with 90’s themed movies of making bets about guys having sex with nice girls then falling in love with said girl?

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Congratulations to our next president, Joseph R. Biden, Jr.