I alone can fix

[JAIL PHONE 🇵🇸 @JAIL_PHONE]

He looks like Livia Soprano

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

@PeteHegseth @KidRock @USArmy You’re a disgrace. Eat a sack of ass you unqualified clown

[🍊 The Orange Remembers @OrangeRemembers]

The MVP race is basically

"Wow. Jokic is generational and leading a worse supporting cast on a triple double and doing historic numbers."

"Yeah but I'm like over it and SGA went 32/40 on his free throws tonight."

[I alone can fix @LanzarBro]

@CrumpledJumper Shouldn’t Russell Westbrook be on this? He has played 1,213 games, averages 21.3 points, 7.1 rebounds, 1.6 steals, and 30.5% from 3. The only one he doesn’t have is FG% which is not factored in on this graphic. This was the first player I checked.

[Rep. Don Bacon 🇺🇸✈️🏍️⭐️🎖️ @RepDonBacon]

Putin started this war. Putin committed war crimes. Putin is the dictator who murdered his opponents. The EU nations have contributed more to Ukraine. Zelensky polls over 50%. Ukraine wants to be part of the West, Putin hates the West. I don’t accept George Orwell’s doublethink.

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

Craig Kimbrel's dad looks like a character you'd find in Red Dead Redemption.

[I alone can fix @LanzarBro]

@ItsMaddog0607 @bluebloodsbias @JonRothstein I’ll leave this here.

[Jared Kotler @JaredKotler]

Things I wasn't expecting to see today... Coach K talking about why UConn is a blue blood and how Jim Calhoun might be the greatest program builder of all time. Just out with Colin Cowherd.

[I alone can fix @LanzarBro]

@ItsMaddog0607 @bluebloodsbias @JonRothstein Keep that energy when they win Monday and have as many national championships as Duke and Indiana. 2 of your precious blue bloods. Indiana’s last was in 1987 btw, UConn’s first was 99. You are very stupid

[I alone can fix @LanzarBro]

@stoolpresidente Oh my god Dortnoy was wrong. What will we do

[I alone can fix @LanzarBro]

@ChrisKBills @Avalanche_2025 @HeHateMe2_0 You’re the dumbest person on the planet

[catturd2.bsky.social @thetomzone]

wait a minute. when the orc in lord of the rings says "looks like meat's back on the menu boys" how does he know what a menu is

[I alone can fix @LanzarBro]

@BigKnickEnergy_ @Rallyo42 What do you think this proves?

[I alone can fix @LanzarBro]

@KFCBarstool You’re doing the lords work. These baseball twitter nerds are in an echo chamber.

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

The people who are defending the WBC are such dorks. That tournament sucks and is absolutely not worth risking exactly what unfolded tonight. Nobody cares and all of you pretending to care are lame

[Jerry Ferrara @jerryferrara]

The Knicks to the rest of the NBA!!!

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

ewww ain’t nobody trying to read these long canterbury tales ass tweets

[ MAJひ⁶𓅓 @ykmaj6]

Remember in school they had kids
separated. Honors classes, regular classes, and slow class.... see the problem wit twitter is they got us all on here together and we not supposed to be.

[I alone can fix @LanzarBro]

@elonmusk Prove it you freak.

[Sal Gentile @salgentile]

hard to believe there was once a time where they’d send a big yellow book to everyone’s house listing yours and everyone else’s assassination coordinates