Lori Abbed

[GL @gldivittorio]

Literally everything about Zohran's NYC is hotter and more fun

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

You don’t usually see hot people doing stuff like this. This is a big deal. Something is shifting

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[The Taylor Swift Updates @theTSupdates]

📲| MTV responded to a hate comment towards Taylor Swift:

“It’s really not about her”
“but this is MTV, not SportsCenter”

[Bort Sampson @CMcMahon718]

My city is feuding with Elmo

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Find a school bus in the morning and just get on it.

[mar part three 🦢 @arrivalsdune]

release the antarctica nuke cut

[mar part three 🦢 @arrivalsdune]

sorry i can’t go to work tomorrow i have to watch rocky sleep

[unbearable experience @cpasonormes]

‘openly’ being so pivotal to this sentence

[Chłoddy @OfSymbols]

Yeah? How did you figure that one out?

[tyler 💌 @yntcdty]

how do people not know the cultural significance of these outfits omg

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

knowing this and having a video ready… i bet it felt incredible

[Dylan | Ariana Apologist ꕤ @dylanbehavior]

i've seen enough, emmy.

[amie @pap3rfleabag]

she's actually hysterical

[drew ☁️ @dailytaylorteaa]

NOT ED COMMENTING LMAOOO 😭😭

[❥ @bedchemtruther]

and i haven’t consumed any other type of music since

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

kirsten dunst whenever you want to have a whiskey and a cigarette and talk shit i’m free

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

hope the wedding is small just taylor and me and travis i guess