I am offering $1 million in Bitcoin to whoever supplies the public with a video of a 300 foot slash being cut into the Reflecting pool.
Finds Will be transferred immediately upon verification that the video is legit.
Trump says it happened so I’m sure the evidence exists, right MAGA?
BREAKING: HE'S LOST HIS MIND! Trump is now ARRESTING people, including an Olympic cyclist, for just TOUCHING his precious Reflecting Pool and deploying National Guard troops to guard it from imaginary antifa vandals!
This is starting to get scary…
On Truth Social, Trump declared that “The United States Park Police have arrested multiple individuals for vandalizing our nation's magnificent Reflecting Pool. Who would do such a thing? These are very serious crimes having to do with the destruction of National Monuments. Years in jail!”
While giving no details about the arrests, reporters and eyewitnesses were able to discover that citations were being issued for simply *touching* the Reflecting Pool.
David Hearn, an Olympic cyclist, was finishing a bike ride and went to check out the Pool to see what all the fuss was about. He touched his fingers to the water to see what it felt like, and found himself ARRESTED on a misdemeanor charge of destruction of government property.
“I didn’t vandalize anything,” Hearn said. “I didn’t destroy or break or peel anything. By the time I realized what was going on, I was being put in handcuffs.”
This isn’t funny anymore. This is the stupidest tyranny that the world has possibly ever seen. Arresting someone for TOUCHING A POOL and then claiming they were destroying it?
Donald Trump is losing his mind, and he’s growing more and more authoritarian by the day.
This is a colossal misuse of public resources and flagrant abuse of state power in order to accommodate the paranoid delusions of a demented pedophile (alleged) and Congress needs to take action IMMEDIATELY to put a stop to this dangerous nonsense.
@DemocraticWins Compare & Contrast
Why on earth would anyone take these 3 incompetent yutzes seriously?
Iran is sending the very best
#LoserTrump is sending the very worst
#IranWarFiasco
BREAKING: In a humiliating moment, the leader of Qatar’s negotiating team just completely ignored JD Vance. These negotiations are going horribly and once again the Trump Administration is making the US the laughing stock of the world.
BREAKINGNEWS I have a friend in DC that says National Guard, National Park Employees are now threatening citizens that if they touch the water in the pool they will be arrested. That paint chips and pool lining literally floating on the pools surface.
Trump just released that the pool would have to be drained again. They literally dumped hundreds of gallons of peroxide that strips the pool surface. This administration is incompetent. 🚨
BREAKING: In a stunning move, France’s leader Emmanuel Macron just announced he will not allow Donald Trump to remove sanctions on Iran until there is satisfactory agreement on ending Iran’s nuclear program. This is how you check Trump’s insanity.
🚨TRUMP SUFFERS A SECOND COGNITIVE SLIP
Trump claims he signed the Iran agreement “last night” but HE SIGNED IT TWO DAYS AGO.
Trump is slurring his words now he forgot where he was last night. This is beyond disturbing.
BREAKING: All the grass on the White House lawn has been utterly destroyed by Trump's stupid UFC ring.
You can be assured this will somehow cost millions more in taxpayer dollars to fix.
It is just the latest disaster in Donald Trump's never-ending trail of destruction.
He's ruined so many beautiful things around Washington and around the nation, all because he is a stupid, selfish, narcissistic pedophile with the taste and maturity of a twelve-year-old.
Can you imagine the right-wing response if Obama had done even ONE of these things?
He likes to call himself a builder. But destruction follows wherever he goes.
Does Trump understand why JFK, Lincoln, or Roosevelt’s name is everywhere? It’s because Democrats and Republicans alike agreed they left quintessential American legacies. They didn’t go around unilaterally branding their names on everything or label the other party as an enemy of the state. Their legacies outlived their mortality because they united the country around causes greater than themselves or party affiliation. Trump is a small, weak, divisive figure that will be ridiculed by the history books.
BREAKING: Trump is reportedly complaining to every staffer in the White House about how the next Democratic president will likely take his name off everything he has added it to.