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[lori @lorigutman]

BEFORE + AFTER THREAD ✨

@bleachersmusic in Brooklyn, Nov 2017

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Zohran Mamdani is proof that politicians could get a lot of shit done if they actually cared about people

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit.

Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero.

We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people.

We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing.

Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run.

That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

He did this without cutting any social services, btw.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

YOU COULD SPEAK 0% PERCENT SPANISH AND STILL KNOW BAD BUNNY FUCKING KILLED THAT

IF YOUR VIBES ARE POWERFUL THEY TRANSCEND LANGUAGE

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

Bad Bunny opening the super bowl with ‘tití me preguntó’

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THIS FCKING SETUP & PRODUCTION??? BAD BUNNY IS ALREADY CHEWING OMFG😭😭😭 #SuperBowl https://t.co/nqnrClDsbF

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani has signed an executive order barring U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement from entering New York City property, including schools, hospitals, shelters, and parking lots, without a judicial warrant.

Mayor Mamdani says the order strengthens sanctuary protections and guards immigrant rights and privacy against federal overreach.

I couldn't agree more, we’re drinking MAGA tears here in NYC.

[Andy Signore @andysignore]

This is the most neutral summary I’ve seen of the Minnesota murder by ICE. It has ALL angles, it syncs them together, and shows the lead up and aftermath… if you watch this all and still think those shots were justified - you just might be a psychopath.

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

This initiative extends mainly to 2-year-olds but intellectually you may be eligible

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Before the victory speech and celebrations on November 4, there were hours of anxious waiting as we watched the numbers come in. Here's a glimpse of it all, stress and joy alike. Thank you to every New Yorker who believed in this fight for working people. I am so proud to be sworn in as your Mayor tomorrow.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Mike Johnson just ordered House Members to leave DC and remain in their home districts from October 20 to October 26.

This will make it even HARDER to negotiate opening the government.

Fuck outta here with “it’s the Democrats fault.”

[Dr. Michelle Au @AuforGA]

Ah yes, the scientific method famously instructs us to predetermine a conclusion and then do studies to “make the proof.”

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

John Oliver breaks down how absurd it is to believe Trump has no ties to Epstein, listing a series of disturbing connections and behaviors — including flying on his plane, hosting him, making inappropriate comments about young women, and being found liable for sexual abuse — all while mocking the idea that “there’s nothing to see here.”

[Kali Holloway | @kaliholloway at bsky dot social @kalihollowayftw]

No offense but it seems to me that a big problem is that a lot of Americans are both stupid and selfish no offense.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

“The girls are fighting, aren't they?”

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?