Lorii

[⺀🦄ྀི｡ ּ֯ ┆꒰ fⲉττⳕ .ᐟ ꒱ ⼺ ‧ ˚ @cunfettsi]

“my friend has a crush on you” mfs when i splatter my brains all over their face with a double barrel 😂😂😅🤣

[Lorii @loriii7763]

@lastgrlon_earth aww tyyy!! 🥹🥹

[Lorii @loriii7763]

im sorry Greg idek you but I'm alr sorry

[greg @greg16676935420]

How do I know if I have regular Taco Bell diarrhea or parasite Taco Bell diarrhea

[Lorii @loriii7763]

tracked him through what now 😭

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A suspected crypto scammer has been arrested for stealing $220,000 by hiding malware inside Steam games

FBI tracked him through his Uber Eats deliveries

[Lorii @loriii7763]

@crawlspacecutie @lastgrlon_earth oh I didn't clarify mb I saw a response to this that shows someone calling her out on using the tweet word for word and she admitted she stole it from here and didn't care Abt stealing others work/words thats my fault I'll make sure to clarify next time I comment on sumth /gen

[Crisp Rat @StinkyBlueRat]

Kane Parsons on his way to A24’s office

[Lorii @loriii7763]

i need to shit so bad rn

[Mona Lisa @monalisa_xox]

Notice how many people are staring at me and not this manwhore's musty chest

[Lorii @loriii7763]

@APPLB1TTEN "why are we adding scars on the necks" idfk probs bcuz ppl have scars on their necks from sh and suicide like are we this fucking dumb as a society nowadays

[Lorii @loriii7763]

@fatfabfeminist you're so whimsical looking, like the fun aunt you get that one precious plush from at the zoo vibes yk

[Lorii @loriii7763]

@lastgrlon_earth mb for the cursing I'm mad today

[Lorii @loriii7763]

@lastgrlon_earth people are genuinely so fucking slow, devolved, and uncreative its made me hate the human race how utterly pathetic do u have to be to steal other peoples content uncreative pig looking bitches istg

[Lorii @loriii7763]

@Deweyofficial7 rip her fingernails off one by one, use a spork to peel of her skin, douse her in salt water and lighter fluid, strike a match, and burn her. it wouldn't equal anywhere near 0.0001% of the pain that little baby boy went through, and will continue to have to go through forever.

[Lorii @loriii7763]

@DidDTrumpDie shit we gotta try again tmrw ig

[Lorii @loriii7763]

@KeiFartKing BEING SO DEADASS I SAW THIS MAN WITH MASSIVE ASS TITTIES LIKE BIGGER THAN MY FRIEND, AND SHE HAS ABSOLUTE BOINKERS, SHIRTLESS RUNNING AND THEY WERE BOUNCY LIKE GODDAMN BASKETBALLS.

[Lorii @loriii7763]

@pervyuyu i had this red berry fruit punch one once (idk the exact name, if I find it I promise I'll send it 😭) and it wasn't like out of this world but it was rlly good imo

[Neena Jha @DrNeenaJha]

While the world was distracted with the World Cup….

Israel bombed the shit out of Gaza!!!

[Lorii @loriii7763]

@d1cirrusglazer @ur_dadhaha oml were like polar opposites 🥹🙏

[Lorii @loriii7763]

@cuteonlyvibes apple

[Lorii @loriii7763]

@oreos12800 @HumansNoContext hoe fuck off oml 😭✌️