𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻

derek’s wife 🫶🏼
sylas & sawyer’s mommy 🫧
sahm 🧺

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

i just realized that it’s time to take the infant insert out of sawyer’s car seat. no one fucking speak to me 😭😭😭

[k🐝 @mommatofour_]

serious when I say if something ever happened to my husband, I don't see myself ever moving on.

that man has me so spoiled, the way he treats me is like a dream. he's my best friend and I'm so obsessed with him. how would I ever move on from that?

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

time for my yearly meltdown about my oldest turning another year older. how is he going to be FIVE in two hours??? 😭

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

@anxiousweirdoo don’t be a dumb bitch

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

@yourpaldana dana, with all love, the way you’re chewing that gum should be illegal!!!!

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

lash blindness. that’s it. that’s the tweet.

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

my husband did this. i have my own vibrate pattern & my text tone is “sherwood forrest” because it’s the queen contacting him 👑

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

I had my girl’s number on a completely different vibration and text tone just so I’d know instantly if it was worth fishing my phone out my pocket. Everything else could wait.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m part of the generation that saw a full set go from $25 to $127😭

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

@dvickers85 🍑

[miia @miiagarro]

not arguing with a man with a fat ass, whatever you say cake boss.

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

@yourpaldana i just know this man is into EDM & has a neck beard.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Hot take: “let that baby cry” should be advice for toddlers who literally cry about nothing sometimes NOTTTT NEWBORNS!! Especially to new moms

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

a random update to this, not even ONE set of parents reached out. one mom saw me at parent teacher conferences like a month after this & was like “i’ll text you - i forgot black blah blah” and still hasn’t LOL. i hate people.

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

when your child is outgoing & you have to send these to school 🙃😂 also i’ve been doing my own gel mani’s and she’s s’cute

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

tell me why my son has been singing “barbie girl” by aqua for two days?? where did he even hear it?? either way i support it but i’m curious

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

THIS IS THE BEST STATEMENT GIVEN BY A MAN EVER!

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

i paid a decent chunk of money for motherhood mini photos & tell me why my son decided to look like he was either being held at gunpoint or like an “animatronic” in over half of them…i just…

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

@wonderlane3000 @yourpaldana no bc i second this. when i think about dana she is blonde.

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

@pinchemom this is exactly how i feel being 33 with a newborn too lmfao

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

so did mom twitter just disband or am i not in the loop anymore? because i have a tiny baby again & being an infant mom & breastfeeding is about to be my entire personality again for a few years and i NEED to just yap about it!

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

@_milf_vibes_ @yourpaldana excuse me, i am the #1 brooke & dana stan account. i feel like a podcast would be needed. its so strange how much lore you get to know someone just from following them on the internet for years LMFAO

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶 ☻ @loriiviickers]

okay x aka twitter, why are my notifications pretty much a @_milf_vibes_ fan account?? 😂💀