Lori Leigh

Marketing professional who doesn't take life, the internet, or herself too seriously. Favorite topics include: dating, marketing, politics, and hiking.

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

So, has anyone actually died from kindness, or am I just wasting my time?

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

Chat GPT basically just told me I need to stop being dramatic, so yeah, now I see how people fall in love with it.

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but learning to regulate your nervous system is good karma.

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

You think starting over scares me? 😂

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

Not me clacking my nails on every package that arrives as I say “come unbox this with me” in my house that I live alone in and no ones recording me.

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

Me: You know the movie Wedding Crashers?
16 yo: That’s the one with Lightening McQueen.
Me: ☠️
16 yo: 👀
Me: You mean Owen Wilson?

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

At best, it was very confusing.
At worst, it made things very clear.

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

@trytrytrytaylor This!

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

Remember to hold space for YOUR feelings today (and everyday). They do matter. Don't let anyone tell you that they don't.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Cards go across the country on a short week and come away with the walk-off win!

AZ 👀

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

Him: “Did you ever take into account that none of them were good enough for you?”

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

Don’t get it twisted, just because you’re my favorite option, doesn’t mean you’re my only option

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

@CalTheG 😂

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

I was today years old when I learned instead of having to turn a guy down when I'm not interested in a second date, I can just mention that I’d like to get married again someday and he won't even ask me.

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

@Mike_T_Comedy @taylorswift13 @NFL Our daughters (and sons) seeing this healthy relationship play out is everything. 🫶

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

Them: Mom, you can't just draft all the @49ers players.
Me: Shut up, yes I can. This is my “fantasy” football team. They call it “fantasy” for a reason.

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

Suite life @Dbacks #whatafan #dbacks

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

Sister in the suite @Dbacks #whatafan #dbacks

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

Me: A 40 something smart independent career driven woman who is active and takes care of herself.

Men in their 40’s: no, thank you 😕

Men in their 50’s: eh, maybe 😐

Men in their 30’s: YES, PLEASE! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

You know how when something is misspelled, but your brain reads it right to make it make sense? It’s like that, but with your own reality. #makeitmakesense

[Natasha Carter @NatashaCL7]

You can’t save people for later, love doesn’t work that way.