Bill Hater

Phil Colins stan account first, girl second

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I like the way these guys keep escalating the rhetoric lol

[Bill Hater @lorixog]

where my environmental freak shit began

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

insane 30 paragraph dm request but this part made me laugh so hard

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Good luck to everyone starting the Mark Wahlberg 40-Day Challenge tomorrow

[Sean @SeanDaBlack]

He’s going to kill drake live

[۟ @pixfae]

penelope garcia to derek morgan on a random thursday

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

*door in my house opens on its own*

me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure

the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

[julie @GROWlNGPAlNZ]

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed The Hat Man as Head of Pharmaceuticals.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

This guy any chance he gets

[ishaan @WAVYlSH]

if u fw moo deng but not adult hippos yyou are no better than leonardo dicaprio

[made-up guy to get mad at @wokesweetie]

just crushing it on the dating apps

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

OJ White Bronco chase highways should be the Opening Ceremony route for LA 2028.

[Sullivan @Dimosar]

this is what having a wizard in your contacts is like