Geoffrey Palmer

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

@SLSpaceCowboys @RRExpress @RegionsBank You guys playing tonight with the weather rolling in?

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

Dropped my case of @ShinerBeer while carrying groceries into the house. None of the bottles broke, but one cap did pop off. Nice reward to enjoy after carrying all those groceries on a warm March day in Texas.

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

@IMammalogy @MammalMeetings @Mammalogists Enjoyed the Gordon L. Kirkland Run-for-Research with fellow mammalogists along the Tony Knowles Coastal Trail this morning!

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

Do you ever look at the bottom of your coffee cup and get sad that there is no more?

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Texas Trumper Governor Greg Abbott’s re-election chances are put in serious jeopardy as a new poll of Texas voters shows that Democratic challenger Beto O’Rourke has eaten away at his lead and is now nearly tied with him. RT IF YOU WANT BETO TO BEAT ABBOTT IN NOVEMBER!

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

Trainers, we’re celebrating the Season of Alola and Stufful Community Day by awarding one lucky winner with a trip for two to Hawaii! 🏝️🥳

To enter, retweet this tweet and follow our Twitter account!

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

Is there anything more demoralizing than packaging that says “tear here” and you have to get scissors?

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

Feeling inspired...

Let's do a Gilmore jersey giveaway right now!

Retweet if you want to win it‼️

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

Happy to live in a place that takes our childrens’ safety seriously. Thank you @FortBendISD for the #MaskMandate @GregAbbott_TX

[Western EcoSystems Technology, Inc. (WEST) @WestEcoSystems]

What could be more rewarding than conducting field work with your best friend & contributing to bat conservation? WEST's detection dog team is growing again & we are hiring multiple positions in IN & OH. https://t.co/M1s3XXMBEg

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

@caitylotz @liviaswann Cool! Although I have to admit I thought you were sitting at a slot machine from the photo thumbnail. 🤷‍♂️

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

Love it!

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

Who should we buy this for? Retweet and we may choose you 👀

#ProBowlVote + Robby Anderson

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

Damn it feels good to hope again.

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

Counting votes is not stealing the election. Count every vote. #CountEveryVote #FDT

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

@RolandKays @NCState_FER @FancyScientist @mike_cove @naturalsciences @CSULBMammalLab How did “night bandit” or “bandito” not make the list?!

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

You’ve been living in Texas too long when 72 degrees feels like a brisk fall morning. 🍂 💨 🏃

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

I have to do WAY more algebra as part of my job than I would like. You kids better be paying attention this fall!

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

@imsmax Do it!!!

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

@RepJoeKennedy #FDT

[Geoffrey Palmer @loro_micuna]

Whelp. Just replied all to a company-wide email. My greatest fear has become a reality. If you need me I’ll be hiding under that rock over there.😳🤦‍♂️