Lauren

Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time

[Andy Zou @YoAndyZou]

Seinfeld Today: Elaine spends six hours in a testing line, Jerry finds his new girlfriend less attractive with a mask off, George attends an anti-vax rally so he can get "super-immunity," and Kramer hoards rapid tests.

[not your belldandy @briarhoes]

I hope the woman who forgot the word “iced” and so asked me for a caramel macchiato “on the rocks” yesterday is doing well

[Lauren @LORObroyo]

👵👵

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Those of us who got Moderna are like

[Kassie Watt @kassieepstein]

if this photo isn’t included in the COVID section of future history books, we’re doing it wrong

[Lauren @LORObroyo]

Thank you for leaving me stranded in Newark @NJTRANSIT

[Lauren @LORObroyo]

I am SPEECHLESS @pedialyte

[delia @delia_cai]

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

[Domenico @AvatarDomy]

Spitfire jumps a distance of over 31 feet to create a new world record for the farthest leap by a dog

[Lauren @LORObroyo]

@camille_mola They throwin in Eugene Levy too??

[Lauren @LORObroyo]

@raymourflanigan Hi, sent you an email. Would really appreciate an order update as order was placed 8/22 and we were told we’d be all set for a 9/12 delivery, but no info so far either. Thanks!

[Lauren @LORObroyo]

UMMM is this normal customer service? @raymourflanigan

[no context schitt’s creek @nocontxtSC]

mentally i am here

[Lauren @LORObroyo]

The one time I try to do a live workout class, the host just doesn’t show??? Cc: @EMMA_T_dub

[Lauren @LORObroyo]

The ONE plant I couldn’t fit in my car to bring home from the office before quarantine 😭

[NASA @NASA]

@dog_rates That's one small boop for the pup; one giant boop for pupkind. 🐾🚀

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

i will find a cure myself if it means seeing Big Poppa smile again. 14/10

[Lauren @LORObroyo]

#3 OR BUST. Mans got his legs duct taped