Lorrie Klossner

You can't commit a crime while reading. - John Waters

[cognitive dissonance @dissonance_pod]

Hey @teamyoutube all of our channels (including a cooking channel) have been deleted. We had no strikes and got an email claiming "inciting violence". There is NO instance of us inciting violence. Is this automated nonsense or mass reporting tactic? What is going on? Please RT

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Okay, you guys. Let's wrap up this tour.

[Tawanda Nyahuye👨‍💻 @towernter]

Me writing code

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

What do you do when 31 domestic terrorists show up ready to riot? U-Haul them to jail. Sorry. Just popped into my head and I couldn’t help myself.

[Lorrie Klossner @lorriegeek]

@Noah_Lugeons tell me this isn’t Eli (Ezechias in the Sistine Chapel)

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

couldn't tweet the video in the running thread but uhhh here it is in line with all the other ones! (except the one that is blocked for some reason. i don't understand the law don't ask me why) https://t.co/VEgFleblLb

[Andrew L. Seidel @AndrewLSeidel]

If you thought evangelical churches were good at organizing to get out the vote, wait until you see what havoc they wreak with the abortion bounty system being implemented in Texas today.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Due to travel and quarantine restrictions my 2 sold out shows at @TheGarden are cancelled. I tried to reschedule (for the 3rd time) but there were no available dates this year. I'm gutted. Refunds obviously, and I'll be back asap. Thanks for your patience and understanding 🙏

[“Occasionally Here Sometimes” Peter Melnick @PeterMelnick]

@santarchy Dear Diary,
Today I saw the dick of my favorite X-Men member.

[Lorrie Klossner @lorriegeek]

@PKuperArt Amazing to access alone. It’s the only good thing about a global pandemic, no crowds were there are only ever lots of crowds

[Lorrie Klossner @lorriegeek]

@PKuperArt Peter! I thought you were in Mexico for Covid! If I knew only Patience and Fortitude were your companions I would have brought you coffee.

[Lorrie Klossner @lorriegeek]

@ericmatisoff That has been there a bit, it’s my favorite thing too.

[Lorrie Klossner @lorriegeek]

@mattswider @techradar I kept adding it to my cart, suddenly it was there. I checked out, it says it’s going to ship. I am not sure I believe it.

[Lorrie Klossner @lorriegeek]

@nfcomics This reminds me of Ralph Bakshi’s, “Wizards”

[Huge Ma @turbovax]

Today is a big day for vaccine eligibility in NY but that's not what's on my mind. We need to honor the 8 lives that were taken by a Georgia mass shooter in a likely act of Asian-American hate. To me, this felt so shocking yet so inevitable

https://t.co/dLVseHTIlR

[Lorrie Klossner @lorriegeek]

@turbovax Thanks to your tweets I have an appointment. Thank you!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Acquit him once, shame on you.

Acquit him twice, fuck you.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If Trump is found guilty of inciting an insurrection, he will respond by inciting an insurrection.

#ImpeachmentTrial