Lorn

if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts 🔮 ♐️ she/her

[Lorn @lorrrrrrn]

God I miss mike

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Now. Always. Forever. (@cantseyy)

[Lorn @lorrrrrrn]

dimitrov really is the people’s princess <3 #wimbledon

[☆ @glormpky]

can the dentist really tell if you've been suckjng his cock

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[akka💭 @nenadope4alitsa]

its like seeing bugs bunny in real life, he feels made up

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

A legend bids farewell 🫶

Stan, it's been an absolute pleasure

#Wimbledon

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

9 years ago Fight Night 2 happened on Big Brother. Reality TV just doesn’t do it like this anymore 🫢 #BBUK

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Started watching Cape Fear but had to turn it off because it reminded me too much of something that happened to my friend Bart

[Univers Tennis 🎾 @UniversTennis]

On n'a jamais vu quelqu'un aussi heureux de perdre que Casper Ruud 🇳🇴 sur gazon. 😭

#Wimbledon

[Lorn @lorrrrrrn]

djokovic looks like he’s working from home wth #wimbledon

[Ed @eddo75]

Shaun of the Dead is on ITV4 tonight in case anyone missed Shaun of the Dead on ITV4 last night or the night before that

[Pablo Prompt @pabloprompt]

No, Edward... 🥺

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

I was standing behind an elderly lady at the tills at Tesco today.

When it came to making payment she was 25p short of the £40.25 total bill.

I immediately stepped in and paid the 25p for them.

After they (we) paid, I asked for 2 packets from her 6 pack of crisps for the 25p I paid.

She said the crisps were 6 for £1 so 2 packs of crisps cost 33p, not 25p.

Her maths was correct so I said I would accept 1 and a half bags of crisps.

Who new trying to help someone would be so complicated, next time I won’t bother 😡