Lorelie

[Lorelie @lorrslev]

I wish Nevada could make a decision as quickly as Clare Crawley

[Lorelie @lorrslev]

@TatiannaTarot Whenever I take them my dreams are so damn vivid it scared me

[samantha @milkygoddess]

me this morning:
spotify wrapped: remember the worst breakup of your life that you went through this year??

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

i think each week therapists should pick their most entertaining client and refund the cost of their session

[Lorelie @lorrslev]

@fibulaa Why can't we be?

[Lorelie @lorrslev]

@justky1018 Yes.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Lorelie @lorrslev]

Does everyone think it's insane that we are watching a war explode on tik tok??

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

If you’re alone today just know ur not alone ❤️ there is probably a spider in ur house

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

If the Bengals win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person who likes and retweets this tweet $10,000 dollars.

Must be following me to win. GO.

[LoyalTee @imloyalteee]

We have to accept the fact that some people are fxcked up and it’s not our job to heal them.

[Lorelie @lorrslev]

@fibulaa Its probably because you buy single ply ... that's embarrassing ...

[Lorelie @lorrslev]

@justme_rod My older brother calls me for the passwords /:

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

Most of the time I put in no effort to date anyone and then randomly one night I’m like actually this sucks and I message everyone on every app thinking I can somehow end up in a serious relationship w someone in like 5 minutes

[Lorelie @lorrslev]

This weeks been strictly a no bones week

[Lorelie @lorrslev]

It truly is a no bones day

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

No bones today. Rest up, be kind to yourself 💙

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I don't really have a budget, more like a spreadsheet of all the places I waste my money because I can't say no to things

[Lorelie @lorrslev]

@justme_rod I relate to your tweets and Tik toks more than I should admit

[Lorelie @lorrslev]

@NoodlesBonesDay Feels like a no bones day

[Lorelie @lorrslev]

@alekswaciutaa @ChipotleTweets a full bowl:)

[Lorelie @lorrslev]

Went to @ChipotleTweets in hoboken today and this is the bowl they tried to give me. Is this a joke?????????