@BrunoMars Anyway, let me channel all this energy into subtly (or not-so-subtly) reminding @BrunoMars to get his ass back in the studio and finish BM4. We’ve been patient. TOO patient. It’s time for the next masterpiece, sir. 🙂🔪
Not the shrink telling me to start a @BrunoMars fan account as a “creative outlet” or “method of self-expression.” Like, ma’am, do you not enjoy hearing my delusions about Bruno every once in awhile? 🙂
Apparently, my brain doesn’t “do hobbies.” It does obsessions. So now I’m supposed to turn my fixation on @BrunoMars into something “productive.” Is this the shrink’s polite way of saying, “Please stop trauma-dumping your Bruno fantasies on me”? 😂
My toxic trait is making my Instagram account public every time I post about @BrunoMars, thinking that if he sees my post, he’ll notice me, slide into my DMs, and we’ll live happily ever after.