The Alchemist’s Apprentice

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

sometimes i hear a tapping in my ear only when i wear headphones though. are all my headphones broken on the same side or do i have an insect living in my ear

[🌹 @pusy123lol]

Life rapes you so hard that you dont even want the Beautiful Blessings that are coming to you afterwards anymore

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

@Runisneppyyy more snow leopard

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

fuck my fat fucking snow leopard life

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

i wish i could blow up small animals with my mind

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

i have to pretend i’m in a fakemink night blooming jasmine tiktok edit to get through my 9-5 work day

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

maybe i need to stop being a retarded faggot

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

i can feel my life being Raped from underneath my Little Monkey Paws

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

having a 9-5 is just going to a “Who Can Get Raped The Best” competition every day and if you win first place they say “Wow You’re So Good at Getting Raped so We’re Going to Rape You Even More”

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

i don’t want to be the worlds strongest monkey anymore…

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

it’s like my whole life is just training for a series of “World’s Strongest Monkey” competitions and when i win first place the prize is that they Gang Rape me

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

no more mr.nice guy…

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

the jews are trying to kill my spirit with pharmaceutical grade amphetamine

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

working a 9-5 is just like being raped every day. they should call it a rape-rape

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

missed my shift they’re going to fire my fat fucking chud ass

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

@lunardreamn yeah

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

the monkey rapes the slightly smaller monkey

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

the monkey likes to share gifts with his beloved friends

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

the lions kingdom is the monkeys paradise

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice @lorum_serium]

if i was fat as fuck i would kill myself