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[carlos @los_ol]

Somebody lied to her several times and told her that she was fly, hot, and sexy and beautiful..and she's nothing like that, she is nothing of the sort.

[i dont have a name @de4dname]

i see why you enlisted

[Petey @Peteyville]

Drunk guy crossed the street to tell me I have sexy feet and asked if he could lick them

[zach ꕤ @L0VESICKGRRL]

she never did this shit publicly with spongebob btw… real bitch is #back

[𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐨୭ ᵎᵎ 🍭 #JOSIETWT @angelopiantubes]

inbred white girl shakes her braids

[ასული @asuliinflesh]

The way a week has already passed since last week

[carlos @los_ol]

@GovAndyBeshear is a fucking pussy, so actually wrdgaf

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

To the assholes who said Andy Beshear violated HIPAA. He is not employed by any healthcare organization. He is employed by the People of Kentucky.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Former congressman and convicted felon George Santos will compete on Season 5 of FOX's Special Forces: World's Toughest Test.

📸: Pete Dadds/Fox

[aki @orbitcomet]

@cybersnitch they extracted this from peter thiel’s dreams

[✶ @gimmefevrr]

madonna and rocco

[carlos @los_ol]

lashings for this f@g on the tl daily, we smiled

[carlos @los_ol]

this made me smile

[micheal @godsb0y]

headphones disconnected from my phone while i was listening to christmas music at work so now i look fcking nuts

[carlos @los_ol]

😭

[Mike @DalLoverMike]

@enews I would cheat too if I had to stare at that Jay Leno ass face everyday 😭

[carlos @los_ol]

well he’s Choppy Chopperson so wrdgaf

[E! News @enews]

TikToker Chris Olsen alleged that he was “diabolically cheated on” by his boyfriend Harrison Dockerty, who confirmed the pair had broken up. https://t.co/Csc0v3cBfD

[Kamala Yoncé 𐚁 @k4yonce_]

this is my favorite tweet evertshahahshsh

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

this is soooo—

[Cris @cris_rys7]

The day that Kris Jenner feared the most…

[akon 🦢 @summrforever_]

when i’m singing along with rihanna and we both off key

[✧ @luvvPeach_]

This being the funniest tweet ever

[mateo @safetynetoutdid]

Footage of Nicki Minaj being born, 1940

[* @megnikass]

THIS FUCKING VIDEO