Laura Beckner

Funny actress, writer, singer, executive assistant, lover, and chatterbox. Telling tales and putting foot in mouth.

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@TheMegFoster Thank you for supporting Women in Film and RIVER MAN!

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"If you were a work of art, you'd be a Damien Hirst." High brow way of calling someone a tool?

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"Before Midnight,” the third of Richard Linklater’s Aristotelian bulletins from the field of Gen-X..." http://t.co/EOIzn3wTKf

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"Could you tell me why anybody would want to have a lesbian fantasy over the phone?" #TheresaRebeck @AutomatikEden

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Under the bridge is playing on the oldies station. Consternation.

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"The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it." - William James http://t.co/KKvW1RL5OM

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“We don’t make movies to make money, we make money to make more movies.”- Walt Disney

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Persimmons make me nervous.

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They're playing Neil young's "harvest" over the loudspeakers at my storage unit. poignant when facing your old swiffer.

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"Time has a funny way of collapsing when you go back to a place you once loved. You find yourself..." http://t.co/oGHxE7NPge

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Pictures and Tears - By James Elkins http://t.co/v62l8QLhBM

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"if we’re willing to devote our lives to something, you can rest assured we get off on it." - David Foster... http://t.co/O7XnS5lnQi

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Monday afternoon. David Attenborough. On PBS.   Inspiration to last a week at least. http://t.co/89TG425H

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What?

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“Il n'est rien de réel que le rêve et l'amour. (Nothing is real but dreams and love.)” - -Anna de Noailles http://t.co/rSi71vTZ

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Photo: to do: #kilim #matzahballsoup http://t.co/cWh29taN

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Now that I know Jack Black did musical theater in high school, I can't watch School of Rock the same way.