The Loser Chronicles

“It’s all a complete farce you understand? We’re born into a losing struggle...No one comes out of this a winner." Christopher Hitchens

[The Loser Chronicles @loserchron62]

The hate of my tennis-playing friends may be more particular and defensive than the hate of non-tennis players without “skin in the game,” but we’re united in our contempt for reasons I spell out here. #pickleball

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I've heard people complain that Trump is making a speech on the first night of Passover. What can be more appropriate? Frogs, boils, locusts...Trump.

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When a giant passes, we show our appreciation by placing him/her in the pantheon of fellow artists via two formulas we developed for just such occasions (with the assistance of ChatGPT, Grok, and Claude). #RobertDuvall

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I asked five leading LLMs to apply Rodney Dangerfield's tried and true formula to the following bare bones setup: a man walks into a dentist’s office. Here are the results. https://t.co/5oi32O4JOr

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@MickJagger Great photos - an even better one in the Hermione Lee bio. "Even when you couldn’t quite puzzle it all out, a Tom Stoppard play made you feel more clever." https://t.co/FrKUjQxTWJ

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@HustleBitch_ Bennett took a moment to scan the assortment of human life forms occupying seats meant for their betters. “If this is what passes as first class, I can’t imagine what goes on beyond those curtains.” https://t.co/S3aLbl8rRQ

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@CBSNews Bennett took a moment to scan the assortment of human life forms occupying seats meant for their betters. “If this is what passes as first class, I can’t imagine what goes on beyond those curtains.” https://t.co/S3aLbl8rRQ

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@BreitbartNews @SecDuffy Bennett took a moment to scan the assortment of human life forms occupying seats meant for their betters. “If this is what passes as first class, I can’t imagine what goes on beyond those curtains.” https://t.co/S3aLbl8rRQ

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@SecDuffy @united Bennett took a moment to scan the assortment of human life forms occupying seats meant for their betters. “If this is what passes as first class, I can’t imagine what goes on beyond those curtains.” https://t.co/S3aLbl8rRQ

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Bennett took a moment to scan the assortment of human life forms occupying seats meant for their betters. “If this is what passes as first class, I can’t imagine what goes on beyond those curtains.” https://t.co/S3aLbl8rRQ

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@rawsalerts “If this is what passes as first class, I can’t imagine what goes on beyond those curtains.” https://t.co/S3aLbl8rRQ

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@EricLDaugh “If this is what passes as first class, I can’t imagine what goes on beyond those curtains.” https://t.co/S3aLbl8rRQ

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@atrupar “If this is what passes as first class, I can’t imagine what goes on beyond those curtains.” https://t.co/S3aLbl8rRQ

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@Breaking911 “If this is what passes as first class, I can’t imagine what goes on beyond those curtains.” https://t.co/S3aLbl8rRQ

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@niceblackdude “If this is what passes as first class, I can’t imagine what goes on beyond those curtains.” https://t.co/S3aLbl8rRQ

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Bennett took a moment to scan the assortment of human life forms occupying seats meant for their betters. “If this is what passes as first class, I can’t imagine what goes on beyond those curtains.” https://t.co/S3aLbl8rRQ

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@HawkEmDownChris We've got the numbers: weighted ranking: 8.8 (Leo) vs. 8.76. (Denzel). Wins Above Replacement (WAR): 63.66 (Leo) vs. 60.88 (Denzel) https://t.co/HHjVKB06mj

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@PeterVecsey1 @Spe81558890Lyle @HoopWriter1 @VUTrailblazers @UNC_Basketball @LAClippers @nyknicks @Lakers @Hoophall @NBAHistory @lazenby @YvanMontgury He used to come by our courts in Boca to watch his daughter play tennis, chatted him up a few times. I was speaking on my phone to a friend, a fan, and asked Bob if he'd say hi. Without hesitation, he took the phone and they chatted - a good-natured, unassuming guy.

[The Loser Chronicles @loserchron62]

@BruceBartlett the new Buckley bio prefigures a lot of the crazy shit we're experiencing today, especially the early National Review days when they were all rabid - but highly literate and witty, natch - McCarthy fans, segregationists and antisemites.

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@bendreyfuss @NormOrnstein Close. Everybody Knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes